Lyhander

He’s the hottest man alive. He’s so majestically in every way whether it be his eyes, his smile,his back, his abs honestly name anything and he got it. He can be mean sometimes but it’s okay cause his face fixes it! He’s the best bf ever cause he will give you that princess treatment like no other. #herocks go find a Lyhander just not mine!🤪

Oh my god that guy is so fine… I think his name is Lyhander😘😘😘

by Gabalicious214 November 21, 2023

lysander

an elegant, intriguing man who is something of a mystery. attractive and magnetic. charming without trying to be.

I saw Lysander in a suit, and it made my night.

by sebsays February 3, 2013

Lycandered

To be Lycandered is to feel completely and utterly physically violated. In terms of a man's physical exam its to feel as though the doc used his whole hand to check your prostate.

"I'm still feeling Lycandered after that night out."

by Quetzalcoatl July 31, 2008

Lysander

one of the lovers in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream

Demetrius:"... and Lysander, yield thy crazed title to my certain right!"

by BowTieGirl June 14, 2003

dirty lysander

A Dirty Lysander is the best kind of Lysander. Lysanders should be kept partially covered by dirt, dust or a similarly unclean substance at all times to best emulate their natural habitats.

Alternatively The Dirty Lysander is when you're told to look something up on urban dictionary as part of a joke but it's obscure and doesn't exist but so you decide to make it yourself.

I can't wait to get this pile of mulch home so my Dirty Lysander can roll around in it and then go on urban dictionary and make up definitions about his name.

by Foodforfaeries November 28, 2020

Lysanderoth

A True Master Of Deception.
Shot Everyone In The Village.
Will Make The World As Beutiful As Him.

Lysanderoth: "And Now Its Time To Finish The Job, Goodbye Archibald"
Dennis: "Why Are You Doing This?"
Lysanderoth: "Because My Master Told Me To, King Dragon Sends His Regards."
*Archibald Gets Shot*
Dennis: "Archibald No!"
Dennis IRL: "Oh Fuck This, FUCK THIS!"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Lets Negotiate!"
Lysanderoth: "No Thanks, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Where Is Prince Horace!?"
Lysanderoth: "Hmm... I Dont Know, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
*Dennis Knocks Gun Out Of Lysanderoths Hand*
Lysanderoth: "Its A Good Thing I Always Carry Two Guns!"
Dennis IRL: "Okay"

by fwefff June 9, 2023

Lysander

a teenager who lives in Shepton Mallet, likes knives, and kicks arse.

Lysander lives in Shepton Mallet.
Which sucks ass.
Great.

by lysander March 24, 2003