fwefff's definitions

Hagelslag

Bread And Chocolate Sprinkles
What The Dutch Eat For Breakfast, Apperantly.

Person: What Are You Eating!?
Dutch Person: Hagelslag.
Person: ...The Fuck?
Dutch Person: Sprinkles On Bread, Breakfast Food.
*2 Days Later*
News Reporter: Dutch Man Found Dead In Alleyway, The Message "How's The Hagelslag Now?" Was Written Above Him In Blood.

by fwefff June 9, 2023

Prominous

A Mix Of Promising And Ominous

That Bottle Looks Promising, And Ominous, Prominous If You Will

by fwefff January 16, 2023

Rejected Urbandictionary word

Some serious shit. Like really serious.

Person 1: My urbandictionary definition got rejected.
Person 2: How in the fuck did you get a rejected urbandictionary word!?
Person 3: What was even in it?
Person 4: 6!
Person 5: HELP ME! I'M DISSAPEARNG AGAIN!
Person 6: Oh god. THERES NO AFTERLIFE, COME BACK 5!
Person 5: HELP ME!
Person 4: 5! NO!
Person 1: Racial slurs, it had racial slurs.
Person 2: Why the fuck would you submit that!?
Person 1: Because it's urbandictionary! Their guidlines mean less than I do to society!
Person 3: He has a point.
Person 2: Don't defend him.
Person 6: 4! HELP!
Person 4: HELP ME!
Person 1: Will you shut the fuck up!?

by fwefff December 4, 2024

Fwef

What I Call Myself On Most Platforms

What Should I Name Myself Here?
*Thinks*
Fwef

by fwefff September 4, 2023

Lysanderoth

A True Master Of Deception.
Shot Everyone In The Village.
Will Make The World As Beutiful As Him.

Lysanderoth: "And Now Its Time To Finish The Job, Goodbye Archibald"
Dennis: "Why Are You Doing This?"
Lysanderoth: "Because My Master Told Me To, King Dragon Sends His Regards."
*Archibald Gets Shot*
Dennis: "Archibald No!"
Dennis IRL: "Oh Fuck This, FUCK THIS!"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Lets Negotiate!"
Lysanderoth: "No Thanks, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Where Is Prince Horace!?"
Lysanderoth: "Hmm... I Dont Know, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
*Dennis Knocks Gun Out Of Lysanderoths Hand*
Lysanderoth: "Its A Good Thing I Always Carry Two Guns!"
Dennis IRL: "Okay"

by fwefff June 9, 2023

So You See...

The All Powerful Phrase That A Character In A Dhar Mann Video Says Before Proceeding To Destroy The Universe

#1: Random Stupid Sentence
#2: Rebuttal
#1: So You See...
*#2 Proceeds To Implode*

by fwefff December 19, 2022

Demondice

Easily the worst music ive ever heard

I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when i listen to Demondice, it makes me want to kill Demondice

by fwefff January 13, 2024