mallet 

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

mallet by Paul October 21, 2004

mallet 

A young male who does not have any pubic hair. Used tauntingly in boys' communal showers in secondary schools; also used more generally as a synonym for idiot or pratt.

I'm not being gay, but I looked at his cock and he is the biggest mallet in the world.

mallet by colin_clout February 22, 2008

Mallet 

A Firefighter who has little interest in anything that isn’t a fire and always wants to cut up or break something.
Usually found with the cutting gear ready to go at minor MVAs and is an expert in the poke the spine test

“I reversed into a shopping cart and the mallets cut the roof off my car and put the cart on a spinal board “

Mallet by Gootherologist2020 December 8, 2020

MALLET 

The mallet is a term best used to describe someone with an odd "mallet shaped head of a penis.

NOT NECCESSARILY INDICATIVE OF A LARGE GURTH, MORE CONCERNED WIV A RATHER LARGE HEAD.

Shay has a mallet, Timmy mallet has a mallet

Shay done lydia but she just couldnt handle the mallet, however she watch timmy mallets mallet on tv regularly.

MALLET by FERNZ December 1, 2006

mallet 

a mallet is another name for a penis

you have a small mallet

mallet by mick.wheelz October 28, 2005

Mallet 

Mallet = E

Going to go get a few Mallets

Mallet by Spleen November 18, 2003

Mallet 

A drug binge

I was on a mallet last night

Mallet by Wesleigh P Flynn November 14, 2003