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mallet
A young male who does not have any pubic hair. Used tauntingly in boys' communal showers in secondary schools; also used more generally as a synonym for idiot or pratt.
mallet by colin_clout February 22, 2008
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Mallet • mallet head • Mallett • Mallet Dick • Mallet face • mallet fingers • Mallet Pussy • mallet toss • Malleted • malleteer
Mallet
A Firefighter who has little interest in anything that isn’t a fire and always wants to cut up or break something.
Usually found with the cutting gear ready to go at minor MVAs and is an expert in the poke the spine test
Usually found with the cutting gear ready to go at minor MVAs and is an expert in the poke the spine test
“I reversed into a shopping cart and the mallets cut the roof off my car and put the cart on a spinal board “
Mallet by Gootherologist2020 December 8, 2020
MALLET
The mallet is a term best used to describe someone with an odd "mallet shaped head of a penis.
NOT NECCESSARILY INDICATIVE OF A LARGE GURTH, MORE CONCERNED WIV A RATHER LARGE HEAD.
NOT NECCESSARILY INDICATIVE OF A LARGE GURTH, MORE CONCERNED WIV A RATHER LARGE HEAD.
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