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A young male who does not have any pubic hair. Used tauntingly in boys' communal showers in secondary schools; also used more generally as a synonym for idiot or pratt.
I'm not being gay, but I looked at his cock and he is the biggest mallet in the world.
mallet by colin_clout February 22, 2008
A Firefighter who has little interest in anything that isn’t a fire and always wants to cut up or break something.
Usually found with the cutting gear ready to go at minor MVAs and is an expert in the poke the spine test
“I reversed into a shopping cart and the mallets cut the roof off my car and put the cart on a spinal board “
Mallet by Gootherologist2020 December 8, 2020
The mallet is a term best used to describe someone with an odd "mallet shaped head of a penis.

NOT NECCESSARILY INDICATIVE OF A LARGE GURTH, MORE CONCERNED WIV A RATHER LARGE HEAD.
Shay has a mallet, Timmy mallet has a mallet

Shay done lydia but she just couldnt handle the mallet, however she watch timmy mallets mallet on tv regularly.
MALLET by FERNZ December 1, 2006
a mallet is another name for a penis
you have a small mallet
mallet by mick.wheelz October 28, 2005
Mallet = E
Going to go get a few Mallets
Mallet by Spleen November 18, 2003
I was on a mallet last night
Mallet by Wesleigh P Flynn November 14, 2003