by Breadmen July 14, 2017
when you put a women or mans nose between your butt cheeks and take a dump so when it slides out it gets cut in half by the other persons nose and goes all over their face.
by john rambo November 10, 2007
When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with the yeast and cottage cheese fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a Thanksgiving Day feast.
I had nothing to bring to the thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.
by Dr. Infant January 26, 2017