Long Underwear that is worn in the winter
Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!
by kow_heman February 25, 2005
it means a long penis and it squirts cum and impregnates women
oh long john do it do it hard and wet
by Matthew De Gregorio July 26, 2017
Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts
by Peters style! February 9, 2004
another pair of leg hugging trousers that are used to keep you warm when it is cold. my homies wear them under their baggy jeans and wear them down low.
yo al i getting me long johns so i can wear me jeans down lower
by joe mills March 23, 2007
something that a guy wears to impress sexy girls on a first date.
that babe was all over those long johns
by Jacktheman August 8, 2007
Long-john \lawng-jon\, verb:
to repetively irritate; to bother incessantly; to drive crazy.

"stop long-johning me, get that thing out of my face already"

by mE$c@Li+O~ March 12, 2009