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long johnsex
penis of extraordinary length
Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
by thedudeman May 28, 2004
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Long Underwear that is worn in the winter
Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!
by kow_heman February 25, 2005
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another pair of leg hugging trousers that are used to keep you warm when it is cold. my homies wear them under their baggy jeans and wear them down low.
yo al i getting me long johns so i can wear me jeans down lower
#jeans#vest#white-tee#long sleeve#trackie
by joe mills March 23, 2007
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When after anal sex, you remove your condom and smack your partner across the face with it.
Davey gave his wife a longjohn, and now they are getting divorced.
#long john#longjohn#houdini#rodeo#rubber smack
by coffeechris2k February 02, 2008
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long johnname
A tasty donut.
Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts
by Peters style! February 09, 2004
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something that a guy wears to impress sexy girls on a first date.
that babe was all over those long johns
#long johns#sexy#babes#first#date
by Jacktheman August 07, 2007
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Long-john \lawng-jon\, verb:
to repetively irritate; to bother incessantly; to drive crazy.

"stop long-johning me, get that thing out of my face already"


#longjohn#lawngjohn#lonjon#long-jon#lawngjon
by mE$c@Li+O~ March 12, 2009
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