Loiper 

Loiper, also known as Loiper Phimosis is an extremely painful infection under the foreskin where the gland of your penis begins to "mold" and begin to produce fungus over time. In time the infected glan will tighten the foreskin immensely, preventing it from being pulled back to reveal the glan. A rare infection that can occur during male youth if lack of disinfecting or washing is provided to the penis. If the infection is not cured by circumcision or sterile injections, it can result in severe pain during urination, inculiding blood flow within the urine. STDs. A horribly disfigured penis. And if all comes to worse, the penis will NEED to be disected and possibaly removed to prevent the infection from spreading to the testicals.

Dude 1: Dude my fucking cock is molding like expired cottage cheese!

Dude 2: Dude are you serious? What's wrong with your Penis?

Dude 1: I just found out I have Loiper Infection.

Dude 2: Okay

Loiper by Loiper May 23, 2009

Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin) 

Molding process of the infected head of the pinis A.K.A Loiper causes Molding, Fungi, Skin irritation/pealing, painful contaminated urination.

I had Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin) a few years back my foreskin became what's known as but I was Sterilized so its all good now :)

Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin) by Ativ2 May 23, 2009

the loitering giraffe 

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

the loitering giraffe by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010

Loper 

Someone suffering, by no fault of his own, from male pattern baldness.

That brother is wearing a hat to cover his bald spot; he's a loper big-time.

Loper by DimDog March 5, 2007

Coochie Lipertue 

When you have two coochie lips hanging out when you don't wear underwear to bed

Pronounced: "Coochie Lip or Two"

Roommate 1: "I am going to bed with no underwear on tonight"
Roommate 2: "...Damn, I am gonna to see a coochie lipertue in the morning!"

Coochie Lipertue by pegglers February 27, 2023

locker room loiterer 

the act of using locker rooms as a hang out and for purposes other than changing clothes and showering.

Did you see that man in the YMCA locker room? His dick was so old and decrepit.

Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.

C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.

That doesn't matter.

locker room loiterer by TwentyFiveToLife March 3, 2011

Looperized

To blow a save in a baseball game

Fan #1: "Did you see Billy Wagner blow the save in the 9th inning?"

Fan #2: "Yeah, that's a shame he got Looperized by Zimmerman."

Looperized by Brian Madden April 26, 2006