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Boy: im going pinis surgery

Girl: ok i love you

Boy love tou t2 bby

Boy wak upo see doc no gf

Boy; where my gf

Doc who do you tiphink gave you the pinis

Boy: What
pinis by Doubleseventhirtyfour January 19, 2021
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A penis that is the size of a pin. Also known as a Millimeter Peter.
"How was it last night with Mark?"
"I was really disappointed. I wasn't expecting him to have a pinis!"
Pinis by queefismylifesource September 17, 2017
a semicensored version of the word Penis.
Pinis can often be mistaken for Penis, but its not really mistaken. Just if you want to be creative.
Pinis by GothicDeathVR2 October 3, 2008
The baby stage of the adult penis.
Unfortunate Man: Doctor, what do you think is wrong with me?
Doctor: Well you see it's a simple case of a pinis
pinis by Kudrough June 19, 2008
boys have a stick under thier hips
he doesnt wear pants cuz he thinks it will hurt his pinis
Pinis by Penguienise October 28, 2020

Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis
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