loppers

1) large breasts on a man, that point down, and often have hair growth underneath

2) male tits

3) male boobs

4) lobbers

Brian's shirt came off, exposing his loppers!
by Pental April 15, 2006
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Lopper

Irish Slang for a measure of drink; a glassful. Usually somewhere around 300-400 mls depending on how scabby they are
Here Shane-o, giz a lopper of your Pepsi there
by rrrrruppourdah October 23, 2018
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Loppers

"that girl has a nice set of loppers
by ScooterMuffine February 13, 2020
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muffle lopper

one of the most insulting names you can call anyone!
omg! steve is such a muffle lopper!
by der gelbe bananen January 18, 2008
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lopper topper

Sloppier than sloppy toppy
Fuck sloppy toppy girl give me that lopper topper
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anvil loppers

a sex move in which a male performs the shocker on a female with both hands, fingers crossed, while rapidly motioning the arms outward and inward, all while thrusting forward. This will cause the fingers to rhythmically and violently jab the inner walls of the cervix and rectum, in affect giving the woman the most vigorous and mind blowing pussy/ass expansion of her life. When done properly, this move should imitate the motion of the tool anvil loppers.
Janice's snatch was too tight for Jon's schlong, so he was determined to prep her by giving her the anvil loppers.
by Phil Deholsen August 06, 2007
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Compulsive Lopper

That person who always feels the need to top anything and everything someone else might have or done while being a compulsive liar about it all.
Lori: Have you met Niole?

Lynn: The compulsive lopper Nicole, or the nice one?
by Lynn V June 18, 2008
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