A person who you are hooking up with or flirting with unbeknownst to the general public/your friends. Usually facilitated through sketchy text messages.

Dude, she is texting her loper.

Why are you leaving the party early, to meet up with your loper?

loper by loper April 27, 2008

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loper

From North County San diego.
It means someone who is chill and just lopes it hard. A loper can also be a party with strickly the bros and the danks..

yeah man that guy is chill, hes definatley a loper.

Yeah dude cruise over were just haveing a loper at my house.

loper by Colton April 4, 2005

Loper

Someone who lives, or was born in, Michigan's Lower Penninsula. The opposite of Yooper; used more by Yooper than by Lopers themselves.

"You don't know your way around the Escanaba? You must be a Loper."

Loper by Writer@Large January 31, 2005

Loper

Overworked, underpaid horse trainers assistant. Without a good loper everything goes to shit real quick. Lopers have a love hate relationship with their job, but at the and if the day many would not know what to do with themselves without horses. They are gritty, tough, a little wild, but have hearts of gold.

Bro did you see that new loper Matt’s. She’s badass

Loper by Smartlildualrey January 17, 2022

loper dank

this is a word of german origin that describes something very cool and sneaky and also describes little fat dogs.

that fat little dog is such a loper dank...i think his name is jack

loper dank by super senior brandon boggs March 23, 2005

half loper

Noun: The in between stages of an erection. Not a full fledged boner, and not quite flacid.

I fell asleep on the couch, and woke up with a half loper.

half loper by _salesman_ May 14, 2005

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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