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Someone suffering, by no fault of his own, from male pattern baldness.
That brother is wearing a hat to cover his bald spot; he's a loper big-time.
by DimDog February 22, 2007
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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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A single or collection of females that you shamefully solicit for sexual acts but what be disparaged if anyone knew that you were hooking up with them.
yo, I havent gotten ass in ages lets call up those lopers, they'll help me get rid of this DSB.
by ya....ok December 23, 2006
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From North County San diego.
It means someone who is chill and just lopes it hard. A loper can also be a party with strickly the bros and the danks..
yeah man that guy is chill, hes definatley a loper.

Yeah dude cruise over were just haveing a loper at my house.
by Colton April 04, 2005
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A person who you are hooking up with or flirting with unbeknownst to the general public/your friends. Usually facilitated through sketchy text messages.

Dude, she is texting her loper.

Why are you leaving the party early, to meet up with your loper?
by loper April 27, 2008
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Someone who lives, or was born in, Michigan's Lower Penninsula. The opposite of Yooper; used more by Yooper than by Lopers themselves.
"You don't know your way around the Escanaba? You must be a Loper."
by Writer@Large January 31, 2005
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Pinching crow-toes or crab-feet.
Yesterday I was lop'ered by Emily for grabbing her ass while we were watching tv. Damn lop'ers!
by nevsky September 11, 2009
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