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Another way of saying later (bye)
Jill: alright im going to leave
Bill:alright, LOITER
Loiter by Kancheytas June 21, 2009
while engaging in sexual intercourse, to leave ones penis inside the female's vagina after ejaculation.
Friend 1: I loitered your mom last night
Friend 2: Thats awesome
loiter by Shawn(JEW) April 11, 2008

Loiter sack

This is a 17th century English term for a slacker. An idling, lazy good-for-nothing. Literally, someone who seems to spend all day in bed doing nothing useful.
''Get up your lazy ass and do something, you loiter sack!''

loiter squad 

basically just a skit show made by the core members of the music group odd future
"dude i saw "loiter squad" on tv the other night it was great and i love you for saying that, i cant lie anymore... what do you mean , i mean that i cant live in this lie forever, but what about loiter squad?, you cant solve our marriage by talking about loiter squad, what do you mean, im saying that im leaving you derek, wait what, i said im leaving for paris in two hours say your goodbyes, nick....

Loiter Zone 

This major term is made up of 2 similar terms
Loiter + Friend Zone.Pulled out of Dictionary.com, Loiter means - “to linger aimlessly or as if aimless in or about a place“ The background of this major term is made up by a young prophecy of BMX, who is yet to come to the Olympics.

You guys are best friends but the relationship isnt gonna move and you now enter a zone far deeper then the friend zone; hence the loiter zone
Girl 2: “OMG! You guys are actually soo cute!” (Indicating Girl 1 and Guy 1”
Girl 1: “We are best friends”
Guy 1: “Can we be more?”
Girl 1: “Mega best friends?”
Guy 2: “CUNT, Your in the loiter zone”

Loiter Cult 

art collective, school of thought, people making art in parking lots, definitely a cult. IG @loiter.cult
I would've went to that White Nationalist Rally but I found Loiter Cult instead. Thanks Loiter Cult.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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