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LMAOATWTTB

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Acronym for "Laugh my ass off all the way to the bank".
Used when something is cruel, funny and extremely profitable.
Head of Enron: Hey, I fucked over thousands of Enron employees with various fraud and I'm still a rich bastard.
Guy: LMAO
Head of Enron: Yeah, LMAOATWTTB.
LMAOATWTTB by Josh_The_Misanthrope December 28, 2005
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lmaotard 

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A tard who uses "lmao" far too frequently. Usually not even laughing their ass off, as the acronym would suggest.
Guy: Lmao. That was moderately funny.
Guy2: Don't be such a lmaotard, Guy.
lmaotard by PATROLOCK July 4, 2021

Lmaotrailisticalisationalism

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One of which cannot be explained... This word was used to expand on the importance of "Lmao". It needs to be recognised as the longest possible msn "short hand" word ever... Over many a time, people have tried to extend the word... and failed miserably...
Ok so Jimmy said something really lame on msn, he expects you to laugh... Most people would usually type "lol". Except "lol" has lost its meaning from "Laugh out Loud"... It is now "I'm really not that interested in what you have to say"... which if said to Jimmy, would be litterally socially face slamming him into an oncoming truck, almost like calling his mum a raging lesbian. But the good part is... Jimmy will think you are happy with his joke.

In this case, saying "lol" would express your feelings to the joke without Jimmy knowing how you actually feel.

Now say Jimmy said something extremely hilarious... It is recommened we not use the word "Lmao" alone. This short hand word has become completely powerless against good jokes and makes the teller feel like they need to try better... Give a brother a hand and type "Lmaotrailisticalisationalism"... even if you have to make an emoticon to speed up your reaction time... DO IT! Don't leave Jimmy hanging.

LMAOUCH

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When you laugh so much it hurts.
When your stomach hurts from laughter so much you want to stop cause you think your going to be sick. Scream LMAOUCH!!
LMAOUCH by tdk20 March 8, 2009

Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb 

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Acronym for laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy that looks like bill gates who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer
Bob: My cat just farted
John: Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb

Lmaotank 

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A phrase used when you find something very funny.

or

Said after someone says roflcopter. Because the Lmaotank shoots down roflcopters. It is often followed by a claim of victory.

Look, that unicorn just slapped a beaver!
LMAOTANK!!!

or

-That joke was hilarious! Roflcopter!
-LMAOTANK!!! I win!
Lmaotank by Mr. Wing January 26, 2009
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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SkyPesos 

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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
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Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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