A verbal game played by two or more people. When one person sees a very large person in public they quietly say to their friend "I win" without pointing out the subject. The other person casually looks around untill they discover the subject and then try to find a larger person. Game goes on indefinately.
Cindo says "I win"

Cindo's friend looks around and sees very large person eating super size meal and realizes the stakes are high. Then she spots a morbidly obese lady being pushed on a Home Depot cart by two scrawny teenagers and says to Cindo, "no, I win" When Cindo finally spots the subject she says "OMG Murial, that's too much, I hate you!"
by Murial June 27, 2006
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The #1 phrase that a gamer hates to hear!
It means, . . .I win!

When somebody scores that ultimate point at the end of a game, sporting match by in, tournaments, cat & mouse relationship sarcasms without a good comeback, wagers, debates, ect.

Eric: I don't know anything about that website!
Bryan: You didn't ask me!
Kelly: You're all making crying game statements and technically, if a guy is misrepresenting, misinforming or misleading his spouse or friends in any way, you are aware and a part of the harms and wayside that causes life. You know, . . .what's the filter word these days? Right....Drama! Don't even! I Win!
Eric: Kelly, I swear to you, I wouldn't do something like this!
Kelly: OH BRYAN,...Would you mind telling the people standing for the lines, ...I Win! Faithfully means more than just who's bed you lie in! And, Jon said, "don't trust Jim," either!
Bryan:(knows she's right)
Eric: Fuck man, . . .this? Why? She's your friend AND your boy messed up!She said stop! I said stop talking about her, love her and this is childishly dramatic!
Kelly: I still win!
E&B: Kelly, shut up!
Kelly: Winners, . . .aren't we all? Ladies, I can't belive you helped these asses do this! Quit being fascinated, facilities, suckers! Look, look, I can type those sounds together. I just can't say them very well any more! Moreover, Jon's still turkeydick & I would have whomped that tag @ the release! Care to wager a video ass whooping on that shut up?

Ms.turyJ: Why didn't you?
Kelly: Haven't you herd? That amount of dumbass leaves a lingering effective on imprinters! I can't be smelling like smelter & dumbass. I can smell like fucken all day! But dumbass and smelter. . .IDK!

E&B: WHAT? That's messed up!
Kelly: Instinctual karmic climax. So is this! Ergo. . .I still win, we still win! Suck It!!!
by IWINK'D April 29, 2013
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A song by Lethal Bizzle, featuring Skepta the lyrics will be shown below.
I win, don't want to see me shining, I win You don't want it on a mic ting, I win Your girl watching my ting, I win Everyday I go in, I win See the diamond in my ring, I win That's a diamond for a king Don't know why MCs want to try a ting When you know all you'll get is a murking Yo, yo, it's all switched up now The real dons are the main fixture, wow
Soon as you hear "It's Lethal da Bizzle records" Next thing you know you're gonna hear is "Pow" Manna kings, and you know we don't follow Someone touch our ting, nah don't bother Yeah I'm a scholar, X3 shotterMan's been winning since ching chang walla Yeah, now we step it up another gear Still hungry like it was the first year Sixteen, I was off the hook this year Doing in artists, really, 'cause I had no fear Look, can you keep up? (keep up?) Still, riddims gonna get beat up (beat up)
No time to put your feet up (feet up) You hesitate, us wanna clean up I win, don't want to see me shining, I win You don't want it on a mic ting, I win Your girl watching my ting , I win Everyday I go in, I win See the diamond in my ring, I win That's a diamond for a king Don't know why MCs want to try a ting When you know all you'll get is a murking What have you actually done? Apart from be forced to sell drugs and hold a gun Now you're talking like it's fun Said that you've made it, blud let me ask your mum Chasing dough, that's why you get none
by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020
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What I say to daniel when i roast him in chess
I win these!
by Katsuobushy April 07, 2021
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A Sex-Game played with a man and a woman. First one to cum wins!
Jose: Hey man, Where's Mark and Cara?
Jason: The went off somewhere to play I Win.
Jose: What's that?

Mark from another room: "I WIN!!"
by Random Cali Dude June 12, 2010
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a game you play in walmart the mall or any other place with mass amounts of people the subject is to find the worst looking person there and say i win and then the other people have to beat you
dude look at her i totally win

no way doesnt count she has something wrong with her i win
by abysseum July 11, 2009
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A term used in gaming. Technically it describes a button you can press that will allow you to quickly beat your fellow players

It's generally used in two ways

1) When describing a very over-powered ablility within a game that allows certain players an unfair advantage. This is often down to user perception though. In many cases, the ability is not over-powered as long as you know how to counter it.

2) Used insultingly when a player complains that their character is underpowered. Typically they will make suggestions about how their character could be improved. If these requests are excessive, their fellow gamers will accuse them of wanting an I win button.
Sue: OMG, no way a rogue can beat a mage. Rogues should be able to use their vanish ability as often as they want without the timer.
Sam: So you want one of your most powerful abilities to be available non-stop instead of needing 5 minutes to cool-down. Basically you want an I win button?
by thepreacher April 20, 2006
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