Table

1. Like a hard, I guess sometimes wood top with usually four legs coming off it.

Uh, let's go sit at that table.

by FangFortitude43 January 09, 2015

Table

The thing my computer sits on as I'm writing this. Usually used to eat with friends and families, and at gatherings.

Family member 1: Hey where are we going to be eating?

Family member 2: At the dinner table.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 06, 2020

Table

A place to have sex at.............SOMETIMES

Eat me like I’m a table

by Pnnis January 17, 2021

Table

Why the fuck are you looking up a table on the urban dictionary?

John: Hey man did you see that nice lookin table back there?

Jack: why the fuck would I be interest in a table?

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 01, 2021

Table

the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.

ex:1
Dude that guys such a table

ex:2
what the table

by adoe26 February 19, 2010

Table

An elevated floor

My book is on that table

by Zimbaycoleo August 11, 2020

Table

A girl who is big and round; a fatty.

"Check it out, Ullas is hitting on a table!"

"Holy crap, this one's gotta weigh atleast 300 pounds"

by Torrid April 18, 2006