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A creature commonly known as the God of Physics among the student's of a school in a small city in Morocco. He is widely famous thanks to his excellent french accent and as well as his contribution in adding new words and new grammar rules to that language. Lkong is Einstein's biggest enemy, he affirms that the scientists didn't add anything new to Physics, and accuses him of plagiarism.
We can call him lghongh, ljonk, ljonj, lrange as well.
Lkong : "D'accord donc, entrez-vous."
Lkong by exurb1a.desmos March 3, 2020
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A creature commonly known as the God of Physics among the student's of a school in a small city in Morocco. He is widely famous thanks to his excellent french accent and as well as his contribution in adding new words and new grammar rules to that language. Lkong is Einstein's biggest enemy, he affirms that the scientists didn't add anything new to Physics, and accuses him of plagiarism.
We can call him lghongh, ljonk, ljonj, lrange as well.
Lkong : "D'accord donc, entrez-vous."
Lkong by exurb1a.desmos March 3, 2020

Long Covid 

A new term since covid-19 for myalgic encephalomyelitis ME/CFS a life changing dibilitating condition that has been known about for over 40 years. But neglected by the medical profession and governments world wide.
myalgic encephalomyelitis
Chronic fatigue syndrome

ME/CFS
People with myalgic encephalomyelitis World wide are often neglected and discriminated against by the medical profession and governments.

Sadly it takes a world wide pandemic to draw in the attention of research.

Let's hope in the next 2 years development of finding a cure, understanding and proper support support of those suffering from it moves further forward than the last 40 years.
I am in pain, cannot walk, eat sleep or focus on the basics of living I have long covid.
Long Covid by Kpinitreal October 15, 2020

Flavored Long Neck 

A long neck bottle of beer that has been inserted into a pussy leaving the taste on the rim for her significant other.
Would you like my girlfriend to bring you a flavored long neck? or Hey baby, can you make it a flavored long neck
Flavored Long Neck by LongNecker February 18, 2015

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly 

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly — A skill attributed to a man who is capable of using both a knife and his penis in the exact same way. A warrior in the streets and a master in the sheets; he gets to the battle early and is definitely the last and only one to leave. If you are a woman he may call you back; and, if you are a man he will call the meat wagon and tell them where your body is cooling and to come and pick you up before you start to stink.

This type of character was best captured by Walter Mosley in the person of Raymond “Mouse” Alexander in his Easy Rawlins stories.
Watch out for the men from North Carolina; they will bring a knife to a fist fight and cut you long, deep, fast, and repeatedly. And the women say that they fuck the exact same way. They are bad motherf*ckers.

Long schlong telegong 

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
Long schlong telegong by gollomosh September 3, 2022

really long hair 

Having hair that's to the middle of your back or longer, even all the way to the floor!
She had really long hair; it's 38 1/2" long!