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Liqour Store 

The abdominals, another name for your 2 pack, 4 pack, 6 pack or 8 pack.

First known use is from Scrubs when Turk said it to Dr. Cox
Guy 1: Heyy, nice liqour store man.
Guy 2:Thanks...
Liqour Store by StevenTheGay March 31, 2009
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Liquor Store 

Store that sells hard liquor, wine, beer, etc. In most Canadian provinces, they are run by the government. In some provinces, it is colloquially known as the "LC" -- Liquor Commission
Buddy: Wanna come over for some steaks and beer?

Ralph: I need to pick up some beer.

Buddy: Don't worry, I'm making a run to the liquor store. What do you want?

Ralph: Lets split a two-four of Keith's.

Buddy: Deal.
Liquor Store by AndyCaygeon January 3, 2010

Liquor Store Scruff 

A term used to describe, the really corny looking beard people under 21 grow every time before they go to the liquor store

Popular among guys in college and in highschool who bought fake ids and think a really patchy beard is gonna make them look old enough to not get caught
-"Mike you look homeless right now?"

-"I know I'm hitting the liquor store after class and as soon as I get back to my dorm I'm shaving"

-"Thank god cause that Liquor Store Scruff looked awful"
Liquor Store Scruff by mmcc1211 November 13, 2011

Liquor Store 

A store that sells mainly distilled spirits such as gin, rum, soju, vodka, tequila, and whiskey, etc in addition to beer and wine.

The term is often used incorrectly (especially by Google Maps and people) to describe your usual small convenience store which does sell beer and wine along with imitation spirits. A liquor store must sell spirits AKA liquor in order to be called a liquor store. Liquor stores often do not sell chips, cigarettes, lottery tickets, or anything that is also found in grocery stores.
Why are people calling convenience stores liquor stores? None of those places sell real liquor like whiskey.
Liquor Store by hohehohe June 14, 2023

liquor store 

A wonderful place that sells great liquor like Jack Daniels for instance. I used to live in a liquor store and would steal the sacred booze, but then I had too much Old Grandad and went streaking past the manager with a bottle in hand, a 3 ply roll of toilet paper wedged firmly in my anus with some flying out behind, "Spank it" written on my chest with sidewalk chalk, my hair in a Mr. T mohawk, and then I puked and slipped in it, and was pummelled viciously by a group of bikers. Then they discovered my home underneath the bathroom floor. Now I'm poor and live in a dumpster outside the liquor store, drinking the few drops of alchol filled goodness left in the emptys. Please, if you smell a fishy, rotting apples smell near a liquor store, pass me some. I'm so lonely....and sober.....
Normal people will go to Liquor Stores to buy hard booze (80 proof and up) and then will usually be sissys and drink it with a cola beverage. Drink it straight!
I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo high right now.................................... heeheehee(hiccup).....passs meee anotha 'un billy bob!
liquor store by Jim E. Junk May 1, 2006

liquor store diet 

when one forsakes going to the pub for fear of the resulting credit card bill, and instead buys all their booze from the liquor store
I can't believe I'm back at the pub; I'm on a liquor store diet

Robbed the Liquor Store 

When you are about to either go down on a girl or fuck her and find a condom inside of her. You take it out and eat/fuck her anyway.
-- "Dude, why do you look so defeated?"
-- "I think I robbed the liquor store last night but apparently someone had been there a few hours ahead of me and got away clean."
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