Definitions by Dave-Landon

Metis milkshake

A form of diarrhea characterized by a complete lack of solid, doing nothing but turning the water brown. Bonus points for it being Rielly stinky.

Brb, I have to go drop a Metis Milkshake

Metis milkshake by Dave-Landon September 20, 2023

crunchy bernard 

When you buttfuck someone, pull out, let their shit harden on your dick, then they give you a blowjob

Hey man, did you see the girl I went home with last night? I gave her a Crunchy Bernard

crunchy bernard by Dave-Landon March 23, 2019

Copenhagen Cheesecake 

When a girl with a yeast infection sits on a guy's face and queefs in his mouth

Guy 1: I was with this chick last night and she queefed on my face.
Guy 2: That's just wrong!
Guy 1: You're telling me, she had a raging yeast infection!
Guy 2: The good old Copenhagen Cheesecake? You know, some guys pay good money for that.
Guy 1: Go home and don't talk to humans no more.

Copenhagen Cheesecake by Dave-Landon December 18, 2018

Earthworm Jim 

When a guy jerks himself off until he cums, but while it's still soft enough to bend it around and cum in his own ass.

Earthworm Jim, he's such a groovy guy
Earthworm Jim, he rockets through this guy

Earthworm Jim by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018

midgard serpent 

When a guy's dick is so big, he wraps it around her neck, and while choking her, cums in her eye.

The wife had a hard time getting to sleep tonight, so I whipped my dick out and gave her the old Midgard Serpent. Bet she didn't see that cumming!

midgard serpent by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018

Royale With Cheese 

When a guy cums in a girl's hair then uses his cum as hair gel to spike her hair up in the shape of a crown.

What is that, hair gel?
Naah, he gave me a Royale With Cheese.

Royale With Cheese by Dave-Landon October 20, 2018

Mental Rash 

The raw mental state created from repeated exposure to unfavorable conditions, as often happens when you dislike your job.
Also, the unfavorable condition itself that causes such a state.

I'm so glad I quit my job today, it's been leaving me with a severe mental rash.
or
I hate my job so much. It's nothing but a mental rash

Mental Rash by Dave-Landon October 23, 2016