Convenience 

noun

1. anything that saves or simplifies work, adds to one's ease or comfort, etc., as an appliance, utensil, or the like.

2. a concept that diminishes hopelessly, the more we go out and drink our faces off, on a Friday night.

1. James: "You can just walk over it."

2. James: "Whatever happened to the idea of simple convenience!" *chases his choking frustration with a cold one*

Convenience by flapjacksPC January 23, 2011

Convenience 

The only thing the drooling masses care about.

Drooling half-cripple sheep "Anger bad. Caring about things bad. Derrrr Derrrr."

Not a shit for brains "Well that's awfully convenient for you isn't it? That the thing you are not or the thing you don't do is bad.

A dumb "My entire life is a matter of convenience. I am literally worthless as I don't care about anything."

Convenience by Hym Iam December 5, 2020

Convenience 

A side effect of drinking Moup

One sip a day keeps convenience at bay.

Convenience by hobiwobi April 22, 2022

convenience fee 

A fee added on top of the original fee due to the ease of payment.

"We noticed it was too easy for you to give us your money, so naturally, we'll need you to give us more. Therefore, you have been assessed a "convenience fee".

convenience fee by Fred Sampson May 21, 2018

convenience rag 

a piece of cloth you grab at the point of climax, reagardless of what it is.

"mum, thers a funny lukin stain on my napkin"

"craig, dont ever use a napkin as a convenience rag again!"

convenience rag by corpsio October 8, 2005

Convenience Crush 

When you have a crush on somebody you've started spending a lot of time with, not because they're particularly attractive or interesting, just because it's convenient.

"I guess I have a convenience crush on my lab partner, he smells kind of weird, but sometimes he does my homework and I see him like five times a week."

Convenience Crush by thereisdonutinmyjelly October 4, 2012

convenience friend 

A person who is only around when it is easy and convenient for them. They are the people who, if not placed around us, (ex. dorm rooms), all the time, they wouldn't really be friends. They are usually used to do things for you, if you need a ride to and from school, etc. They are basically friends who need you around when they need a favor, or when they are just so bored out of their minds that they would rather hang out with you than sit around all day, but they'd never put you first.

Alice lives down the street.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Sure! I'd love to hang out.

Alice lives 10 miles away, and is sitting at home watching Judge Judy reruns all days.

You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Oh, no, I'm really busy. Maybe some other time.

* You don't hear from Alice again.

Elena and Becky, Becky is a convenience friend.

Elena: Hey Beck, think you can give me a ride home tomorrow?
Becky: Sure, want to hang out afterwards?
Elena: I would but I have homework to do.

Twenty minutes later, Becky sees Elena going to the movies with Maggie.

convenience friend by Elizabeth Jordane September 4, 2008