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Limpotence 

Adj. /‘limp oh tints/

A hereditary, deteriorating condition where two or more of the following instances are present

1. Inability to achieve erection

2. Inability to achieve full orgasm
3. Inability to quench ones hornyness

4. Ejaculate only in the form of precum
5. Higher sensitivity around the anus and nipples
My boyfriends always horny but never cums properly, It’s always just precum. I think he has limpotence
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Flick of impotence 

The act of flicking one's erect penis consequently resulting in total flaccidity (loss of erection)
Tossy: "Hey guys quickly pass me a condom, the two whores in the next room are keen on a threesome with me!!"

*Soggy flicks tossan's penis*

Tossy: "Ouch what the fuck was that for? The whores are going to sleep soon and now im struggling to get it back up..."

Soggy: "You have just been hit with the flick of impotence!!"
Flick of impotence by gigi paks December 22, 2010

praying for impotence 

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.
Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...
praying for impotence by YAWA July 31, 2020

Impotence 

Error 500 or 404 when attempting to access your penis.
I tried to have a baby, but impotence prevented me
Impotence by Zohan March 22, 2004

work impotence 

A feeling of powerlessness resulting from a lack of interaction and involvement in the work place.
Employee 1: "How's your proposal coming along?"
Employee 2: "No idea, I sent it to the partner 4 days ago and he is ignoring my emails and voicemails and isn't around the office. Feeling the onset of work impotence"

Manager: "Have you gathered everyone's feedback and comments from our presentation?"
Employee: "I've sent emails, and left voicemails, but no replies yet."
Manager: "Ummm, I think you've become work impotent."
work impotence by F.Castro March 14, 2009

Impotence 

When a guy can't get or can't sustain an erection.
I wanted to have sex, but he was impotent.

His impotency was embarrassing.

Impotence.
Impotence by Nadarien August 1, 2010

Wimpotence 

When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.

Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.

Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.
Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.

Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!
Wimpotence by Richter Ass November 8, 2019
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