Limpatience 

The feeling of anticipation and restlessness when waiting for someone or something to arrive, often leading to repeatedly going outside to check if they've arrived.

Derived from the words "little" with "impatience".

I felt a strong sense of limpatience as I kept glancing out the window, waiting for the pizza delivery man to arrive.

Limpatience by Ritzrandom April 6, 2025

Limpotence 

Adj. /‘limp oh tints/

A hereditary, deteriorating condition where two or more of the following instances are present

1. Inability to achieve erection

2. Inability to achieve full orgasm
3. Inability to quench ones hornyness

4. Ejaculate only in the form of precum
5. Higher sensitivity around the anus and nipples

My boyfriends always horny but never cums properly, It’s always just precum. I think he has limpotence

Limpotence by Sissy words of wisdom May 7, 2021

Facebook Impatience 

The act of absolute intolerance of excessive Facebook usage.

i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.

Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.

Marky has a severe case of Facebook Impatience. I took the "What's you Favorite Position" quiz, and posted 4 status updates today, and he dropped me like a hot potato!

Facebook Impatience by OMMMM NOM NOM NOM March 15, 2010

download impatience

When you simply have to do SOMETHING while waiting for a download, can't sit there and just stare at the screen...

I also suffer from download impatience - Like play Solitaire or Text Twist or SOMETHING, rather than wait for the download to finish.

download impatience by JohannV June 22, 2010

IMpatience 

Noun - pronounced "eye em"patience

The feeling one gets watching the little pencil in the corner of an IM Chat box signaling a reply is in progress.

After Cyril asked Magali if she could lick her own nipple on facebook chat, he was overcome by IMpatience awaiting her reply.

IMpatience by BeBopnJazz August 19, 2008

pimpatience 

The feeling of discomfort, irritability and impatience in the face of social interaction when you need a poo.

I got caught by Shiela from accounts on the way to the loo earlier, I think she could sense my pimpatience.

pimpatience by Cleavage1 July 4, 2021

Impatience Disease 

When you're not patient enough.

Impatience disease is when you are signing up for something and you don't wait long enough for your sign up to be completely verified

Impatience Disease by djzdc October 10, 2011