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Limpotence 

Adj. /‘limp oh tints/

A hereditary, deteriorating condition where two or more of the following instances are present

1. Inability to achieve erection

2. Inability to achieve full orgasm
3. Inability to quench ones hornyness

4. Ejaculate only in the form of precum
5. Higher sensitivity around the anus and nipples
My boyfriends always horny but never cums properly, It’s always just precum. I think he has limpotence

Facebook Impatience 

The act of absolute intolerance of excessive Facebook usage.

i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.

Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.
Marky has a severe case of Facebook Impatience. I took the "What's you Favorite Position" quiz, and posted 4 status updates today, and he dropped me like a hot potato!

download impatience

When you simply have to do SOMETHING while waiting for a download, can't sit there and just stare at the screen...
I also suffer from download impatience - Like play Solitaire or Text Twist or SOMETHING, rather than wait for the download to finish.
download impatience by JohannV June 22, 2010

IMpatience 

Noun - pronounced "eye em"patience

The feeling one gets watching the little pencil in the corner of an IM Chat box signaling a reply is in progress.
After Cyril asked Magali if she could lick her own nipple on facebook chat, he was overcome by IMpatience awaiting her reply.
IMpatience by BeBopnJazz August 19, 2008

pimpatience 

The feeling of discomfort, irritability and impatience in the face of social interaction when you need a poo.
I got caught by Shiela from accounts on the way to the loo earlier, I think she could sense my pimpatience.
pimpatience by Cleavage1 July 4, 2021

Impatience Disease 

Impatience disease is when you are signing up for something and you don't wait long enough for your sign up to be completely verified
Impatience Disease by djzdc October 10, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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