Blimpotence Share definition Flag A fat guy who can't get it up (get an erection). "Whoa, that drunk chubby guy over there probably suffers from blimpotence". He's no Ron Jeremy!". Blimpotence by Angry Wolverine November 27, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Blimpotence mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch