the act of not being able to get hard, commonly when needed
I went to bang my girlfriend but i found i had become impotent
by darkbutterz February 9, 2006
The inability to arouse the penis, often times caused by severe trauma.
Cody's horrible impotency could only be prudently remedied by glancing at his hot mother.
by Zaid Williams January 9, 2004
Impotent is Having a flacid penis.

1. Not being able to satisfy a woman no matter how hard you try.

2. A dick that dosent work properly. I have a hard time cumming. It can be embarrassing.
I have a flacid penis which is impotent- I get 'nervous' around the ladies. It dosent help my flacid penis.
by sonni vitale. February 15, 2008
someone who is incapable/ineffective at performing a task or job responsibilities; one who disappoints everyone with their lack of ability.
stacy is an impotent staff who offers nothing to our team.

don't expect jamie to get anything done. she's the most impotent marketing director ever.
by fivenightrental March 5, 2009
living up to his name ol limp dick Bob scored us another o z of impotent weed.
by tellitizaman September 11, 2010
Error 500 or 404 when attempting to access your penis.
I tried to have a baby, but impotence prevented me
by Zohan March 23, 2004