impotent

the act of not being able to get hard, commonly when needed

I went to bang my girlfriend but i found i had become impotent

by darkbutterz February 09, 2006

impotent

The inability to arouse the penis, often times caused by severe trauma.

Cody's horrible impotency could only be prudently remedied by glancing at his hot mother.

by Zaid Williams January 09, 2004

impotent

Impotent is Having a flacid penis.

1. Not being able to satisfy a woman no matter how hard you try.

2. A dick that dosent work properly. I have a hard time cumming. It can be embarrassing.

I have a flacid penis which is impotent- I get 'nervous' around the ladies. It dosent help my flacid penis.

by sonni vitale. February 15, 2008

impotent

someone who is incapable/ineffective at performing a task or job responsibilities; one who disappoints everyone with their lack of ability.

stacy is an impotent staff who offers nothing to our team.

don't expect jamie to get anything done. she's the most impotent marketing director ever.

by fivenightrental March 05, 2009

impotent

weak or shitty weed.

living up to his name ol limp dick Bob scored us another o z of impotent weed.

by tellitizaman September 11, 2010

impotent

Cooks without gas

by MeAd November 03, 2003

Impotent

When a normal man is unable to obtain a stirring of the loins when confronted with an attractive young lady. This is sadly common. It is often associated with old age or prostrate difficulties. It produces extreme melancholia in the male; a feeling of worthlessness, of being unable to satisfy a woman, which - in extreme cases - can lead to suicide.

‘Sidney totally impotent and can’t get a hard-on, even when Doris wears her baby-doll nightie!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 23, 2023