Someone you want to sit on long term, potentially in an explicit way. Often confused with life coach, much more boring
Hey you’re my life couch, can i sit on you
by Life couch January 31, 2021
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Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.
Guy 1: Dude why are you so quiet?

Guy 2: oh, im just life couching.
by Mistcakes December 5, 2017
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