Life couch
Someone you want to sit on long term, potentially in an explicit way. Often confused with life coach, much more boring
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Life Coach
An asshole who has decided they want to make money by giving life advice and therapy to people without going through any accredited psychological education. Because no training or licensing is necessary, anyone regardless of mental state or wisdom can become a Life Coach. Many people gain the title by attending a few empowerment courses where they do things such as a fire walk, breaking boards in half or a trust fall. This gives them the street cred to begin counseling individuals in matters of relationships, career aspirations, finances, raising children and overcoming adversity.
Did you hear about Brad? He’s decided to leverage his experience of being a heavy drinker and porn addict by becoming a life coach. He’s running it out of his mothers basement.
Life Coach by ctagge April 19, 2017
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Life-coach syndrom
Life-coach syndroom- term used to describe a common condition some people suffer due to involving themselves in all kinds of self-improvement seminars, buying loads of crap books, full of catchy, commercialized terms and display their syndrom while talking to others by constantly reffering to read advices and calling upon motivational phrases.
coach-victimes are the blind followers who fall for the fake wisdom of the so-called coaches or people who were actually quite o.k. but due to too much contact with coaches got slowly brainwashed and lost their sense of judgement.
The area where coaches seeks their victimes are many, beware of men aged 40-50 who due to life crisis change their profession and become life coaches and start preaching mixing their christian dogma with succes formula.
Nowadays many of severe impotent man aged 45-55 assume rol of life-coach and keeps in touch with a younger woman usually from former eastblok countries to impress them with their knowledge.
Coaches divide humanity in two sections: people that are coachable and people that are not coachable
coach-victimes are the blind followers who fall for the fake wisdom of the so-called coaches or people who were actually quite o.k. but due to too much contact with coaches got slowly brainwashed and lost their sense of judgement.
The area where coaches seeks their victimes are many, beware of men aged 40-50 who due to life crisis change their profession and become life coaches and start preaching mixing their christian dogma with succes formula.
Nowadays many of severe impotent man aged 45-55 assume rol of life-coach and keeps in touch with a younger woman usually from former eastblok countries to impress them with their knowledge.
Coaches divide humanity in two sections: people that are coachable and people that are not coachable
This sexually frustrated guy from the local company passed by for cup of tea, bullshitting about responsibility you got to take for your life. Right, his tax debt is due, car broke down, wife hooking up with any random guy at her work. Now he is playing for a life saver that himself can't swim. His dicking around is clearly Life-coach syndrom
Life-coach syndrom by cantelini September 28, 2009
Life coaching
A person who makes tons of bad decisions and bad life choices but still feels the need to give you advice and how you can improve yourself even though there lives are in the gutter.
Me and Melissa just broke up and Dan who is on his third wife was giving me relationship advice. He was really life coaching me.
Life coaching by alberto89 February 28, 2021
Life Coach
A life coach is a narcissist who is trying to capitalize on their capacity to make others believe they’re better than them. They generally are pretty messed-up themselves and will try to influence you into adopting a life style that resembles theirs because of course they got it all figured out. A life coach is likely teach questionable mindsets such as toxic positivity and empty empowerment or to give uneducated advice about nutrition, exercise, weight loss, mental health, career and love life, only to name a few. They might also try to lure you into sketchy practices such as multi-level marketing, alternative medicine, crystals and similar pseudoscience concepts.
My vegan yoga instructor with zero education has offered to become my life coach for a mere 300$ a month!
Life Coach by Powercat The Gamer November 7, 2022
life couching
Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.
life couching by Mistcakes December 5, 2017