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Monica Lewinsky Syndrome 

Also known as MLS. An act committed, so devastating that it single-handedly manages to become the definition of your character, no matter the greatness you had achieved up to that point or will achieve in the future.

Famous Victims:
Bill Clinton
R. Kelly
Tiger Woods
After Jeff punched that sorority chick in the face, his Monica Lewinsky Syndrome diminished his friend count both in RL and on facebook. All this occurred despite his ability to acquire "mad" kegs.

Randy's MLS left him forever: "the guy whole stole all that money from the church collections." Devaluing all the great work he had done up to this point.
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Lewinskies 

A slang term meaning "knee pads". Lewinskies are very useful when giving multiple blowjobs, one right after another.
Janie: How was the party last night?

Stephanie: OMG it was GREAT! I probably sucked off 15 guys. Good thing I was wearing my Lewinskies, otherwise I don't think I could walk today.
Lewinskies by Steph M. October 23, 2007

Lewinskied 

To perform fellato upon.
The president was Lewinskied repeatedly.
Lewinskied by SLT January 24, 2006

Monica Lewinski 

A Woman who became famous for sucking President Clinton's cock.
"Can I get a lil' Monica Lewinski?"

Monica Lewinski 

The most famous cocksucker in the world, next to Jenna Jameson.
Monica Lewinski blew the president's knob.
Monica Lewinski by Smiling Mountain February 29, 2008

Monica Lewinski 

Should be Monica Blowinski
Monica lewinski come over here and give me a blowinski
Monica Lewinski by kalimazoo December 10, 2006

Dirty Lewinski 

n. and v. When semen is excreted and left on the partner's pants after a sexual altercation
1. When I was in class, I realized my boyfriend left me a dirty lewinski

2. I Dirty Lewinskied her fucking shorts last night, brah
Dirty Lewinski by JDubD October 24, 2007
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