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Blowjobs 

Preforming felatio to a persons penis multiple times sucking face fucking gagging deepthroating choking blowing on are all part of the blowjobs technique plus many many more
I have never received so many blowjobs ever in my life than today
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Blowjobs 

Dick sucking
"She gave an excellent blowjob, I cummed all over her face."
Blowjobs by mom December 14, 2003

Blowjobs 

She gives fabulous blowjobs!
Blowjobs by Nitemare January 18, 2003

blowjobs after marriage 

Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.

blowjobs after marriage 

Don't marry her, dude. There are no blowjobs after marriage.

Blowjobs for Beer 

When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.

What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?

That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1

blowjobs for america 

Public school world language class, for first graders to twelth graders. Typically females go into the class, but it is popular among gay men too.
I'm going to my fourth period Blowjobs for America class.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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