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Lawrgasm 

The best orgasm a man will ever have. Usually consisting of large convulsions and very large, erect penises. A man will fall for another man having a Lawrgasm instantly. There's no stopping a Lawrgasm from happening. Lawrgasms sadly only happen to black males consisting of the name Lawrence, and make other males extremely jealous. You have to be a sorcerer to even be near Lawrence during a Largasm.
Man 1: I want to fuck Lawrence so hard right now, he has a Lawrgasm. *Penis turns into metal banana*

Man 2: Lawrence is the sexiest man alive. Too bad I can't be near him, I'm white.
Lawrgasm by Frank Western December 12, 2012
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lawlgasm 

the highest point of loling you can make it to before exploding
yeah we thought mark died on the toilet but we opened up only to find out he fell off the toilet shitting i fell over rofled and had a lawlgasm
lawlgasm by joshua koch January 11, 2009
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An orgasm you get from a girl named Lauren/Lauryn/Laura
I got with Lauren last night and she was so good that I had 18 laurgasms in a row.
When you laugh so much you sound like your having an orgasm
Teresa: "Whats that noise"
Niamh: "I think its that girl"
Teresa: "Is she having a largasm"
Niamh: "Im pretty sure, shes been laughing for a while"
1. Sex with someone involved in law; IE a Judge.

2. Sexually excitment at law-related language.

3. The feeling after winning a court case.
"That barister was an amazing screw. Lawgasm overload!"

"I charge you with the offence of high treason,"
"Ohoooooo-oh, don't stop!"
"the jury find the defendant.."

"Boohay! Totally lawgasm after winning custody of the kids!"
An orgasm so extreme that only few have experienced a true largasm. Typically only achieved from a person living in the State of Rhode Island. It can only be recieved from an individual who is very experienced in this field of sexual knowledge. Not everyone is prepared to experience one. For some it is too much to handle. Its orignal meaning derives from a person's last name.
--She is largasmic
--She experienced the power of the largasm and was well pleased
largasm by NPL May 10, 2005
The "other" female orgasm i.e. hearing themselves speak.
Dude, just let the woman talk, you know they laurgasms on that shit.
laurgasms by Silent Wolf June 24, 2003
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