The best orgasm a man will ever have. Usually consisting of large convulsions and very large, erect penises. A man will fall for another man having a Lawrgasm instantly. There's no stopping a Lawrgasm from happening. Lawrgasms sadly only happen to black males consisting of the name Lawrence, and make other males extremely jealous. You have to be a sorcerer to even be near Lawrence during a Largasm.

Man 1: I want to fuck Lawrence so hard right now, he has a Lawrgasm. *Penis turns into metal banana*

Man 2: Lawrence is the sexiest man alive. Too bad I can't be near him, I'm white.

Lawrgasm by Frank Western December 12, 2012

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Largasm

When you laugh so much you sound like your having an orgasm

Teresa: "Whats that noise"
Niamh: "I think its that girl"
Teresa: "Is she having a largasm"
Niamh: "Im pretty sure, shes been laughing for a while"

Largasm by Niamh Clarke and Teresa Walsh December 18, 2008

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largasm

An orgasm so extreme that only few have experienced a true largasm. Typically only achieved from a person living in the State of Rhode Island. It can only be recieved from an individual who is very experienced in this field of sexual knowledge. Not everyone is prepared to experience one. For some it is too much to handle. Its orignal meaning derives from a person's last name.

--She is largasmic
--She experienced the power of the largasm and was well pleased

largasm by NPL May 10, 2005

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largasm

A word that is supposed to describe the orgasm of a specific person, however the prefix of the word (larg) actually means extremely idiotic fag.

He wanted to sound cool, so he said he had a largasm.

largasm by nicksAfag September 13, 2005

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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