lawlgasm
yeah we thought mark died on the toilet but we opened up only to find out he fell off the toilet shitting i fell over rofled and had a lawlgasm
lawlgasm by joshua koch January 11, 2009
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Lawrgasm
The best orgasm a man will ever have. Usually consisting of large convulsions and very large, erect penises. A man will fall for another man having a Lawrgasm instantly. There's no stopping a Lawrgasm from happening. Lawrgasms sadly only happen to black males consisting of the name Lawrence, and make other males extremely jealous. You have to be a sorcerer to even be near Lawrence during a Largasm.
Man 1: I want to fuck Lawrence so hard right now, he has a Lawrgasm. *Penis turns into metal banana*
Man 2: Lawrence is the sexiest man alive. Too bad I can't be near him, I'm white.
Man 2: Lawrence is the sexiest man alive. Too bad I can't be near him, I'm white.
Lawrgasm by Frank Western December 12, 2012
lawgasm
1. Sex with someone involved in law; IE a Judge.
2. Sexually excitment at law-related language.
3. The feeling after winning a court case.
2. Sexually excitment at law-related language.
3. The feeling after winning a court case.
"That barister was an amazing screw. Lawgasm overload!"
"I charge you with the offence of high treason,"
"Ohoooooo-oh, don't stop!"
"the jury find the defendant.."
"Boohay! Totally lawgasm after winning custody of the kids!"
"I charge you with the offence of high treason,"
"Ohoooooo-oh, don't stop!"
"the jury find the defendant.."
"Boohay! Totally lawgasm after winning custody of the kids!"
lawgasm by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006
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