lawlgasm
yeah we thought mark died on the toilet but we opened up only to find out he fell off the toilet shitting i fell over rofled and had a lawlgasm
lawlgasm by joshua koch January 11, 2009
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Lawrgasm
The best orgasm a man will ever have. Usually consisting of large convulsions and very large, erect penises. A man will fall for another man having a Lawrgasm instantly. There's no stopping a Lawrgasm from happening. Lawrgasms sadly only happen to black males consisting of the name Lawrence, and make other males extremely jealous. You have to be a sorcerer to even be near Lawrence during a Largasm.
Man 1: I want to fuck Lawrence so hard right now, he has a Lawrgasm. *Penis turns into metal banana*
Man 2: Lawrence is the sexiest man alive. Too bad I can't be near him, I'm white.
Man 2: Lawrence is the sexiest man alive. Too bad I can't be near him, I'm white.
Lawrgasm by Frank Western December 12, 2012
lawgasm
1. Sex with someone involved in law; IE a Judge.
2. Sexually excitment at law-related language.
3. The feeling after winning a court case.
2. Sexually excitment at law-related language.
3. The feeling after winning a court case.
"That barister was an amazing screw. Lawgasm overload!"
"I charge you with the offence of high treason,"
"Ohoooooo-oh, don't stop!"
"the jury find the defendant.."
"Boohay! Totally lawgasm after winning custody of the kids!"
"I charge you with the offence of high treason,"
"Ohoooooo-oh, don't stop!"
"the jury find the defendant.."
"Boohay! Totally lawgasm after winning custody of the kids!"
lawgasm by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006
Lawltasm
Lawltasm
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.