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lawlgasm 

the highest point of loling you can make it to before exploding
yeah we thought mark died on the toilet but we opened up only to find out he fell off the toilet shitting i fell over rofled and had a lawlgasm
lawlgasm by joshua koch January 11, 2009
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Lawrgasm 

The best orgasm a man will ever have. Usually consisting of large convulsions and very large, erect penises. A man will fall for another man having a Lawrgasm instantly. There's no stopping a Lawrgasm from happening. Lawrgasms sadly only happen to black males consisting of the name Lawrence, and make other males extremely jealous. You have to be a sorcerer to even be near Lawrence during a Largasm.
Man 1: I want to fuck Lawrence so hard right now, he has a Lawrgasm. *Penis turns into metal banana*

Man 2: Lawrence is the sexiest man alive. Too bad I can't be near him, I'm white.
Lawrgasm by Frank Western December 12, 2012
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1. Sex with someone involved in law; IE a Judge.

2. Sexually excitment at law-related language.

3. The feeling after winning a court case.
"That barister was an amazing screw. Lawgasm overload!"

"I charge you with the offence of high treason,"
"Ohoooooo-oh, don't stop!"
"the jury find the defendant.."

"Boohay! Totally lawgasm after winning custody of the kids!"

lawlzgasm 

To laugh so hard it sounds as if you were having an orgasm.
Boy: (makes joke)
Girl: HAHAHAHAHA Lawlzgasm!
lawlzgasm by mm; May 11, 2008

Lawltasm 

Lawltasm
Lawltasm by 1232134 December 29, 2010
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