Lanjob 

when lango fucks a girl so hard she has a nose bleed and she then cries spunk. usually happens on a saturday night

Girl: wanna fuck?
Lango: yeah wanna lanjob?
Girl 500: do it, its amazing

Lanjob by Brads Balls December 19, 2009

lanjob 

when landon gives you sloppy toppy

"hey man, can i get a lanjob?"

lanjob by lanjob giver November 24, 2021

Lapjob Blowdance

When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.

Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.

I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.

Lapjob Blowdance by Fluffywillow November 1, 2011

Lapjob

Often mistaken by "Lapdance" for some people, lapjob is getting a girl to beat you in the penis with a laptop.

"Dude i just got a lapjob, it hurt like a bitch."

Lapjob by Foosili December 14, 2008

Landoball 

A drinking game that consists of setting up beer cans on each corner of a table. Taking turns, each person on a team of two tries to throw a ping-pong ball at the beer can diagonal from them. If they are successful in hitting the can, the person who threw the ball drinks their beer can until a person on the opposing team slams the ball on the table after retrieving it. The game is best played in a room with many objects in the way so that it is more difficult to find the ball, especially when drunk.

He was a beast at Landoball.

Landoball by Rich September 2, 2008

LeanJob 

Jerking Off On Lean.
like jerking off on a cup of lean.

I had a LeanJob with my best bud Miles!

LeanJob by Quest69gamer April 6, 2022

layjob

when a girl lies back and her man or woman workkssss

damn he gives a good layjob

layjob by urbandictionaryuser473 February 28, 2015