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dumbtarded

being stupid for no good reason; as opposed to being retarded, which is a mental condition
Gigli was fucking dumbtarded.
by Rich November 17, 2003
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yoghurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.
Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers
by Rich November 19, 2003
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fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.
"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"
by rich March 27, 2004
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mdfk

Harsh swearing for polite surroundings

When pronounced phonetically, MDFK becomes 'mudderfucker' a simple slang abreviation of 'mother fucker', a popular insult.
therefore, M.D.F.K=mother fucker
that son of a bitch is one serious m.d.f.k
by Rich February 1, 2005
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scrooge-meister

Someone who dislikes Christmas and is always really grumpy about Christmas. Also scroogemiester or scrooge miester.
"bloody 'ell, we've got bloody Christmas comin' up next!"

"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"
by Rich November 30, 2004
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johnny mcrandom

anonymous guy who appears at unforseen and unexpected times of uncertain origin.
baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out
by rich December 5, 2004
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WATTAGE

The ammount of light which passes between a womans legs when standing with her legs together.
She's got high milage, look at the wattage, it's blinding.
by rich August 25, 2003
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