Rich's definitions
by Rich November 17, 2003

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.
Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers
by Rich November 19, 2003

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.
by rich March 27, 2004

Harsh swearing for polite surroundings
When pronounced phonetically, MDFK becomes 'mudderfucker' a simple slang abreviation of 'mother fucker', a popular insult.
therefore, M.D.F.K=mother fucker
When pronounced phonetically, MDFK becomes 'mudderfucker' a simple slang abreviation of 'mother fucker', a popular insult.
therefore, M.D.F.K=mother fucker
by Rich February 1, 2005

Someone who dislikes Christmas and is always really grumpy about Christmas. Also scroogemiester or scrooge miester.
"bloody 'ell, we've got bloody Christmas comin' up next!"
"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"
"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"
by Rich November 30, 2004

baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out
by rich December 5, 2004

by rich August 25, 2003
