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cool mr croc

the act of having sex with 6 girls whilst playing your own drum n bass tune at an event of over 6,000 people in full view of everyone....expecially people named tristan.
oi tristan, take back the croc.
by rich March 10, 2005
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Leathel

To be greatly skilled among all others and out wit almost anyone with the slightest efford.

To be almost irresistible to most women, a very flirty carachter and fun to be with, making him very appealing.

A very cocky personallity almost unmatched by any other, this person is equality cocky as charming and irritating at the same time.

A flirty person that can have you wrap around his or her finger just by talking to you, very submissive and persuassive, almost addicting.

A person who is able to learn at a very fast pase and apply what they learn in a supervly manner.
That guy is so leathel, he thinks he owns the world.
by rich September 28, 2003
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scrooge-meister

Someone who dislikes Christmas and is always really grumpy about Christmas. Also scroogemiester or scrooge miester.
"bloody 'ell, we've got bloody Christmas comin' up next!"

"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"
by Rich November 30, 2004
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yoghurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.
Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers
by Rich November 19, 2003
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Ass mint

See ass-mint
"I am feeling a little chafed tonight darling lubricate me with that az-mint would you"
by Rich March 18, 2003
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WATTAGE

The ammount of light which passes between a womans legs when standing with her legs together.
She's got high milage, look at the wattage, it's blinding.
by rich August 25, 2003
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fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.
"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"
by rich March 27, 2004
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