When a
woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the
semen and then make the
woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.
Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.
I paid a Chinese
hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the
blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.