layjob

when a girl lies back and her man or woman workkssss

damn he gives a good layjob

by urbandictionaryuser473 February 28, 2015

Lapjob Blowdance

When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.

Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.

I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.

by Fluffywillow November 1, 2011

Layjon.

A very nice boy, he really loves making you feel bad. He’s always looking out for his friends!

You: OMG IS THAT Layjon.:
You: Hey layjon!

layjon: hey brudha

by Cool roblox dude June 25, 2021

Lapjob

Often mistaken by "Lapdance" for some people, lapjob is getting a girl to beat you in the penis with a laptop.

"Dude i just got a lapjob, it hurt like a bitch."

by Foosili December 14, 2008

Lanjob

when lango fucks a girl so hard she has a nose bleed and she then cries spunk. usually happens on a saturday night

Girl: wanna fuck?
Lango: yeah wanna lanjob?
Girl 500: do it, its amazing

by Brads Balls December 19, 2009

Layjon Bae

He’s the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet.. occasionally he can be a lot but for the most part he’s adorable. He will never fail to make you laugh. He’s always willing to play games with you. He’s just overall the kindest person on the face of the earth. If you know a boy named layjon treat him right and know that you are the luckiest person in the world!

Rando: hey look it’s layjon!
You: omg.. he’s coming this way??
Layjon Bae : hey ladies *muah*

by Cool roblox dude June 29, 2021

lanjob

when landon gives you sloppy toppy

"hey man, can i get a lanjob?"

by lanjob giver November 24, 2021