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Lapjob Blowdance
When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.
Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.
Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.
I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.
Lapjob Blowdance by Fluffywillow November 1, 2011
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when lango fucks a girl so hard she has a nose bleed and she then cries spunk. usually happens on a saturday night
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Layjon Bae
He’s the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet.. occasionally he can be a lot but for the most part he’s adorable. He will never fail to make you laugh. He’s always willing to play games with you. He’s just overall the kindest person on the face of the earth. If you know a boy named layjon treat him right and know that you are the luckiest person in the world!
Layjon Bae by Cool roblox dude June 29, 2021
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