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1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 8, 2004
"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.
by The E Man11231 April 10, 2017
A male (Usually male) starts by lubricating, then strokingthe penis. A male will start having an erection/jerking off due to hormones. A male will usually start jerking off at the ages 10-14. Some males may start as late as 16. Males will also jerk off through out their life.
Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.
Males will also jerk off even after they get married and have regular sex.
Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.
Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.
Males will also jerk off even after they get married and have regular sex.
Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.
Jim lubricates his penis then begins jerking off , or thrusting his hand in an up and down motion. While on his bed after being aroused by the porno playing on his laptop.
by KarsZ July 6, 2019
1. The act of masturbating.
2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.
3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.
2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.
3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.
"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!"
"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."
"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."
"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."
"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."
by allnaturalMSG May 21, 2008
by Pirate Suite January 21, 2008
When a man gets his dick so hard and he’s so horny that he takes it out of his pants and starts jerking it so much. He also likes to finger his ass and jerk off with other people on Omegle and he then shoots cum out of his penis and licks it
by Daddy966969 March 27, 2019
by SexGodNate June 25, 2020