Urban Dictionary: Jerking Off

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1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

by Jerry September 07, 2004

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jerking off

Masturbating (particularly males)

I love to jerk off to porn

by 10314 April 20, 2005

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jerking off

masturbating

"he loves jerking off. I hope so; he'll never get laid."

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

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jerking off

something that you don't do at someone else's house

OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!

#jack off #masturbation #weirdo #jerk off #sick

by not eton March 28, 2007

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Jerking off sex

The Barbadian term for masturbating.

You were jerking off this morning.

#beating your meat #beating the bishop #choking the monkey #masturbating

by CTQH June 05, 2018

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Jerking Off sex

1. The act of masturbating.
2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.
3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.

"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!"
"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."
"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."

#jerking off #masturbating #happy ending #orgasm #fun #sex

by allnaturalMSG May 20, 2008