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1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 8, 2004
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The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.
"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.
by The E Man11231 April 10, 2017
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A male (Usually male) starts by lubricating, then strokingthe penis. A male will start having an erection/jerking off due to hormones. A male will usually start jerking off at the ages 10-14. Some males may start as late as 16. Males will also jerk off through out their life.

Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.

Males will also jerk off even after they get married and have regular sex.

Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.
Jim lubricates his penis then begins jerking off , or thrusting his hand in an up and down motion. While on his bed after being aroused by the porno playing on his laptop.
by KarsZ July 6, 2019
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1. The act of masturbating.
2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.
3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.
"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!"
"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."
"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."
by allnaturalMSG May 21, 2008
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The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.
My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.
by Pirate Suite January 21, 2008
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When a man gets his dick so hard and he’s so horny that he takes it out of his pants and starts jerking it so much. He also likes to finger his ass and jerk off with other people on Omegle and he then shoots cum out of his penis and licks it
Tom was jerking off in his room, until his sister walked in and asked to join him.
by Daddy966969 March 27, 2019
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