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1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 07, 2004
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1. The act of masturbating.
2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.
3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.
"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!"
"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."
"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."
by allnaturalMSG May 20, 2008
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Friction of a mans hand against his own enormous 19 in. cock(usually), while sometimes screaming out his ex's name and wondering why she left him. Fewer times, the man inflicts rape on the feminine creature in spite towards his gone ex. In that case, the man usually has the rapee, jerk him off and then they sex each other which is rubbing butts together as my mom my told me last night and then started laughing in my face.
by BigPapa69420InThePooperChute December 12, 2017
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