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1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 07, 2004
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.
"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.
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something that you don't do at someone else's house
OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!
by not eton March 28, 2007
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