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Lapjob
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Often mistaken by "Lapdance" for
some people
, lapjob is
getting
a girl to beat you in
the penis
with a laptop.
"Dude
i just
got a lapjob, it
hurt
like a bitch
."
Lapjob
by
Foosili
December 14, 2008
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