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Often mistaken by "Lapdance" for some people, lapjob is getting a girl to
beat
you in the
penis
with a
laptop
.
"
Dude
i
just
got a lapjob, it hurt
like a bitch
."
Lapjob
by
Foosili
December 14, 2008
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