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David LaForce 

David LaForce is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue ox, Marco Tanzi, David LaForce traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. He dropped his mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stomp of his mighty boot caused the stock market to crash. He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi River and freed the slaves. David LaForce singlehandedly caused the 2004 Tsunami by waving his locks of chestnut hair in an Eastern direction.
That David LaForce is one tough son of a bitch.
David LaForce by El Chalequito November 6, 2010
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laforest 

A last name duh UwU if this is your last name you probaly love Miraculous ladybug like me UwU
kiki Laforest
laforest by anonymous September 15, 2020

jordy laforge 

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.
I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.
jordy laforge by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009

Jordy Laforge 

Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors.
I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge.
Jordy Laforge by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010
cool as shit. very short. they're crazy. if you piss them off, they will Detroit curb stomp you! very spontanious, and easy to please. the very best friend you can ever have! get one today!
1: she's short.
2. no! she's laforte!
LaForte by cutiepie1112 November 15, 2011
THE MOST AWESOMEEST LAST NAME ON THIS PLANET EVERYONE WANTS IT BUT NO ONE CASN HAVE IT HAHAHAHAHA U ALL R ASSHOLES
chris wants this last name but he is too much a a jackass to have it HAHAHAA LAFORE
lafore by bob7498784035846 November 25, 2010