Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.
by Mashbone Jones January 08, 2009
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by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010
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Noun
1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"
A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
by billebllunt May 14, 2014
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Apr 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
