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jordy laforge 

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.
I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.
jordy laforge by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009
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Jordy Laforge 

Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors.
I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge.
Jordy Laforge by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010

Jordy Laforge 

Noun

1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern

across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"

A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
Jordy Laforge by billebllunt May 14, 2014

Geordi La Forge 

Geordi La Forge was a regular character in the television series Star Trek: The Next Generation, played by LeVar Burton.

He held the rank of Lieutenant Commander and was the Chief Engineer of the USS Enterprise-D and USS Enterprise-E, both under Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Seinior staff meeting, conversation between Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Geordi La Forge:

La Forge: It's hopeless, there is nothing we can do.
Picard: Are you absolutely sure, Mr. La Forge?
La Forge: Wait a minute..! If we reconfigure ... sub processor ... conduit ... realign ... convert ... main deflector dish!
Picard: How long?
La Forge: A couple of hours.
Picard: Make it so!
Geordi La Forge by Lt. Cmdr. Data January 12, 2009

Lagforge 

Ironforge in "I don't have a super computer" language. The incredably laggy alliance city in World Of Warcraft. Us gnomish engineers should blow it the hell up.
Findacano-DAMMIT! I just fell in the Lagforge pit again...
Silinde-ROFFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Findacano-At least I have a mount.
Silinde- >_<
Lagforge by Logan October 4, 2005

Geordi La Forge 

The act of lying one's penis across another human's eyes causing such person to look like Geordi La Forge from the hit television series Star Trek.
Head was passed out on the couch from drinking too much beer and Darrin slapped him the Geordi La Forge as Willie took a picture for remembrance.
Geordi La Forge by Diamond Drew July 30, 2004
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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