Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.
by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009
Get the jordy laforge mug.by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010
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1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"
A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
by billebllunt May 14, 2014
Get the Jordy Laforge mug.Geordi La Forge was a regular character in the television series Star Trek: The Next Generation, played by LeVar Burton.
He held the rank of Lieutenant Commander and was the Chief Engineer of the USS Enterprise-D and USS Enterprise-E, both under Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
He held the rank of Lieutenant Commander and was the Chief Engineer of the USS Enterprise-D and USS Enterprise-E, both under Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Seinior staff meeting, conversation between Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Geordi La Forge:
La Forge: It's hopeless, there is nothing we can do.
Picard: Are you absolutely sure, Mr. La Forge?
La Forge: Wait a minute..! If we reconfigure ... sub processor ... conduit ... realign ... convert ... main deflector dish!
Picard: How long?
La Forge: A couple of hours.
Picard: Make it so!
La Forge: It's hopeless, there is nothing we can do.
Picard: Are you absolutely sure, Mr. La Forge?
La Forge: Wait a minute..! If we reconfigure ... sub processor ... conduit ... realign ... convert ... main deflector dish!
Picard: How long?
La Forge: A couple of hours.
Picard: Make it so!
by Lt. Cmdr. Data January 12, 2009
Get the Geordi La Forge mug.Ironforge in "I don't have a super computer" language. The incredably laggy alliance city in World Of Warcraft. Us gnomish engineers should blow it the hell up.
Findacano-DAMMIT! I just fell in the Lagforge pit again...
Silinde-ROFFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Findacano-At least I have a mount.
Silinde- >_<
Silinde-ROFFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Findacano-At least I have a mount.
Silinde- >_<
by Logan October 4, 2005
Get the Lagforge mug.The act of lying one's penis across another human's eyes causing such person to look like Geordi La Forge from the hit television series Star Trek.
Head was passed out on the couch from drinking too much beer and Darrin slapped him the Geordi La Forge as Willie took a picture for remembrance.
by Diamond Drew July 30, 2004
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