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A queer guy who wears pink jackets and thinks that playing guitar will get him chicks. In reality it gets him guys.
That guy is queerer than 10 Laforet's fucking!
laforet by Richard, whats happening September 3, 2003
Words you can keep
French for "runnin' and hidin'"
Ain't that like the French always Laforet'n
laforet by Beefcake September 3, 2003
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Alexi Laforet 

A fucking idiot with no life except wrapping men around her finger, she thinks she's quirky for liking Nirvana. AND she thinks she's not like other girls because she is "ironic" and hates communism.
"Have you seen Alexi Laforet?"
"Yes, probably wrapping another man around her finger and being a slut"
Alexi Laforet by Pr_skii July 3, 2020

laforest 

A last name duh UwU if this is your last name you probaly love Miraculous ladybug like me UwU
kiki Laforest
laforest by anonymous September 15, 2020
cool as shit. very short. they're crazy. if you piss them off, they will Detroit curb stomp you! very spontanious, and easy to please. the very best friend you can ever have! get one today!
1: she's short.
2. no! she's laforte!
LaForte by cutiepie1112 November 15, 2011
THE MOST AWESOMEEST LAST NAME ON THIS PLANET EVERYONE WANTS IT BUT NO ONE CASN HAVE IT HAHAHAHAHA U ALL R ASSHOLES
chris wants this last name but he is too much a a jackass to have it HAHAHAA LAFORE
lafore by bob7498784035846 November 25, 2010

LaFortune 

The last name lafortune means they have Fortune 69,420 on every single pickaxe in minecraft and they love porn and zach lafortune is cool
I got a LaFortune 69,420 pickaxe homies
LaFortune by LooneyOrphan04 September 21, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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