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jordy laforge
Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.
jordy laforge by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009
Jordy Laforge
Jordy Laforge by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010
Jordy Laforge
Noun
1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"
A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
Jordy Laforge by billebllunt May 14, 2014
Geordi La Forge
Geordi La Forge was a regular character in the television series Star Trek: The Next Generation, played by LeVar Burton.
He held the rank of Lieutenant Commander and was the Chief Engineer of the USS Enterprise-D and USS Enterprise-E, both under Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
He held the rank of Lieutenant Commander and was the Chief Engineer of the USS Enterprise-D and USS Enterprise-E, both under Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Seinior staff meeting, conversation between Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Geordi La Forge:
La Forge: It's hopeless, there is nothing we can do.
Picard: Are you absolutely sure, Mr. La Forge?
La Forge: Wait a minute..! If we reconfigure ... sub processor ... conduit ... realign ... convert ... main deflector dish!
Picard: How long?
La Forge: A couple of hours.
Picard: Make it so!
La Forge: It's hopeless, there is nothing we can do.
Picard: Are you absolutely sure, Mr. La Forge?
La Forge: Wait a minute..! If we reconfigure ... sub processor ... conduit ... realign ... convert ... main deflector dish!
Picard: How long?
La Forge: A couple of hours.
Picard: Make it so!
Geordi La Forge by Lt. Cmdr. Data January 12, 2009
Lagforge
Ironforge in "I don't have a super computer" language. The incredably laggy alliance city in World Of Warcraft. Us gnomish engineers should blow it the hell up.
Geordi La Forge
The act of lying one's penis across another human's eyes causing such person to look like Geordi La Forge from the hit television series Star Trek.
Head was passed out on the couch from drinking too much beer and Darrin slapped him the Geordi La Forge as Willie took a picture for remembrance.
Geordi La Forge by Diamond Drew July 30, 2004
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