Jordy Laforge

Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors.
I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge.
by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010
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Tardterd

Tardterd: n; the retarded terd that comes from a retard.
Our president is a great producer of Tardterds.
by CHCKNHRT January 25, 2013
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