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An absolute smokeshow of a woman. This girl is an absolute fox that will give even the strongest men butterflies. Close to perfect
The only good thing about a Monday is if you get to see a Kriste'
Kriste' by Freki31 May 2, 2021
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Pretty smart girl who likes to go out and enjoy time with her family. Tall and long brown hair. Very generous and always likes to help other people who are in need
Did you hear about kriste she is so nice and beautiful!
kriste by Grace jones276543 November 2, 2017
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Krista is definitely one of a kind. Truthfully, she is full of layers. Beautiful, intelligent, absolutely hysterical, and one very underrated & overlooked quality about her is that she's quite the wordsmith. She's direct, but respectful. She's strong-willed, but a total softy. She's confident, yet modest. She does this thing where she talks a lot and thinks that others think she's overdoing it, so she apologizes for the ramble. Krista makes jokes and before the other person can respond, she says "just kidding" because she has such a big heart that she doesn't want to risk offending anyone for even a moment, and it's one of her many redeeming qualities. She's that book in the bookstore that catches your eye so you pick it up and immediately you want to read it because you think it's going to be good, but what you didn't realize until you get a few chapters in, is that there is so much more to it than most realize, it's so much deeper & meaningful than anything you've ever come across, it's so much better than you originally imagined, and you can't even fathom of ever putting it down, and any other book you read feels like a waste of time because deep down, you know that nothing could ever top it. And instantly, it becomes your favorite. I will marry her.

Trust me, she's pretty frickin' great!
"Have you ever met someone that you'll just never be able to forget?"

"Yeah, her name is Krista"
Krista by Run_CMC June 12, 2020

Kristy Crust 

The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.
Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.
She is the most beautiful woman in the world! One look at her and you instantly fall in love! Her beauty is match by her amazing personality! She's kind, caring, sweet, hilarious, and has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back! She's fearless, but tender! She's always the life of the party and is always a blast to be with! Even tho she says she has her faults, she is perfect! I'm madly in love with this woman! There is no one I'd rather be with! Every second away from her is like I'm missing a piece of my heart! She is my everything! If you saw her, you might just see what I see! I love you so much!
Krista is amazing!
Krista by Spicy 1989 May 16, 2014
The sweetest, kindest person to walk on this earth, period.
She is a krista
Krista by anonymous February 12, 2021
Krista... Krista's are amazing best friends, they are always a little nervous of what people think. Krista is a very kind person... If she cares about you, you are in luck because if you treat her good she will always care about you. Having a Krista in your life is absolutely fasinating. She is always ready to have fun, but is very neat and is always ready to clean something up... If you are ever lucky enough to meet a Krista keep her as long as you can... She is an amazing bff and I am sure she is a beautiful person to share your life with... Krista's are honest if they love you... They will tell you a lie only if she thinks it will protect you that much... I am extremely happy that I have a Krista in my life.
Krista you are the most beautiful and amazing women ever... I am blessed to have you in my life...
Krista by Kesliegh Adams August 21, 2018
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