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A Swee-Test is when you have someone get on their knees, making sure that both of you have already removed your clothes. You then proceed to "Swee" on their face. If you receive a thumbs up, your Swee-Test was a success. If you receive a thumbs down, you failed your Swee-Test.
Last night, I met the sweetest guy at the club, and we went in the back and I passed a Swee Test on his face!

Yesterday, I tried to teach my girlfriend what a Swee Test was... Not only did I apparently fail, I'm single now...
Sweetest by Thenicecockyboy August 12, 2012
Words you can keep

Sweetest plum 

All the above girlfriend after being dumped by way lessor
Tony somehow landed Kat.
She is all that after his battle ex
That shits the sweetest plum

sweetest kill 

That moment when you'er with a girl you just want to sleep with, you realize you fell in love with her.
I met this hot girl last night and took her home for some fun (to have sex)... But bro she is the sweetest kill. "I think I'm in love with her"!
sweetest kill by relic of war November 25, 2013

Sweetest love 

Someone who will love you for who you are not for the size of your wallet,someone that will belive you no matter what everyone is saying,and someone that will always make you take a deep breath everytime you see them.
You are the sweetest love i been waiting for.
Sweetest love by Tyisha December 28, 2007

Sweetest Day 

Sweetest Day is a holiday celebrated every year on the third of October, primarily only in the Mid-West. Many people refer to Sweetest Day as a "Hallmark Holiday", meaning that it is a made-up holiday, in order for candy, card, and flower stores to increase their profits.

The creation of Sweetest Day is often attributed to Herbert Birch Kingston, a local candy company employee. The first Sweetest Day was October 8, 1921 in Cleveland, OH, where The Sweetest Day in the Year Committee distributed over 20,000 boxes of candy to "newsboys, orphans, old folks, and the poor". It was a generous way to show love and appreciation to the poorer folk, who Kingston felt were neglected by the community.

Nowadays, Sweetest Day is a day to shower the ones you love with gifts and make them feel special, just like Valentine's Day. Even though, many people believe that Sweetest Day is for the guy and Valentine's Day is for the girl, that's not true. It's just another day to show love, respect, and appreciation for family, friends, and loved ones.
*Hands your best friend a box of chocolates*
"Happy Sweetest Day! Thanks for always being there for me. I really appreciate it and I love you dearly."
Sweetest Day by AmandaPandaXOXO August 20, 2012

sweetest thing 

1. Favorite part of your girlfriend's/boyfriend's body.

2. The act of kissing, nibbling or caressing one's favorite body part of their lover.

3. Being fondled or licked by your partner in his/her favorite area of your body.

4. Mannerism, expression, habit that may seem totally banal to an outsider but that one finds particularly endearing about their soul mate.
1-3."Sweetest thing I've ever known was like a kiss on the collar bone." (Lauryn Hill)

4. Sweetest thing I like about you M.B. is the way you jokingly push me around and nudge me with your hips. I get so aroused by that you have no idea.
sweetest thing by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

Sweetest Pie 

One who refers to their "hoo-hah" as being sweet.
You have one of the sweetest pies I've ever tasted!
Sweetest Pie by Saucy Pilot March 28, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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