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here, dude, wear this pentagram, it'll really freak out the Kristers
Krister by The Cosmic Fluke May 22, 2011
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Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round
She has a khaleesi Keister
Khaleesi Keister by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020
an autistic black child who spends his time playing flash (html5) games
Hey you see that kid over there?
The kid playing on the computer?
Yeah that's a Klister
Klister by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018

Kristelle 

Kristelle, a very exotic being. Her name is derived from the Latin word kristelline which means Angel. Kristelle is kind, caring and very lovable. She is as sexy as they come with a booty that is out of this world. Upon seeing her magnificent, sexy figure you will become uncomfortable upon being in the proximity of a literal eye gasm. She May be innocent and kind on the outside but she is a true freak in the sheets, she will make your wildest fantasies come true. You are lucky to have found a kristelle, never let her go!
*sees Kristelle* When did I pass away and go to heaven?
Kristelle by JimBuffet June 27, 2018
the shipping of kris (exo) and amber (fx)
<3 <3 <3 <3
Krisber is so cute together! >.<
krisber by exolove February 4, 2014
Kristel is one of the best people on earth. She’s not the most social or smart person, but she’s still perfect nonetheless. A beautiful and loving person, keep her close to you or you’ll regret it.
Kristel is the number one person.....in the world.
Kristel by nobodycares12345 December 6, 2019
Super gorgeous babe with a ridiculously extreme amount of energy. It's like she is exploding with Vitamin C from every pore! She is also thoughtful, when she thinks of you she will make sure you know about it and feel loved. A Kristel is a good friend.
Kristel: "How are you?! I've been thinking about you. I hope you have had an awesomely fantastic week!"

Friend: "I'm good thanks, just busy with work and stuff."

Kristel: "Oh, that's so awesome! It's so good to see you. I can't WAIT to catch up with you. You are fantastic! Love you!"

Friend: *feels warm fuzzies*
Kristel by Quinnator October 6, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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