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KOCHIE SLOSHY

When you wake up to a sticky wet blowjob with the morning show on TV with David Koch staring you in the face
Wake up with a Kochie Sloshy - and get the news headlines while getting head.
KOCHIE SLOSHY by ^^!$#@ June 10, 2021
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A Guy who gets a lot of Dick, instead of Pussy.
Damn bro, you are a real Kocheta.
Kocheta by WazzyAG February 8, 2021

Köcher−Schulz 

A term which consists of two parts.
1. "Köcher" can be said, when a person (friend or stranger)burps intensionally or unintensionally in an appropriate volume, so that the surrounded people notice your miracle.

When you are not absolutely sure, if you have reached the sufficient volume you could use the following scale.
If you were burping at a family gathering and everybody would look at you utterly shocked- you know - the volume was enough.
2. "Schulz" must be said about half a second later. The response's volume depends on the burp volume, the louder the handcrafted song of enjoyment, the louder the only appropriate response "Schulz"!

Successfully introduced by Valentin and Robin at expense of our friend
Bruh, this beer is the best i have ever had... Friend 1 burps loudly and says: Köcher?
Rest responding: Schulz!
Friend 2: we see :D
Köcher−Schulz
Köcher−Schulz by Valentinos February 19, 2018
From the Mighty Diamonds song "Pass the kouchie on the left hand side, How does it feel when you got no herb?"
Kouchie by Cloudsurfer January 16, 2010

koochie kick 

a swift blow from the foot to the twat
"Damn, you just got koochie kicked!"
koochie kick by Mike Hunt May 27, 2003

Kochhead 

Kochhead: (Coke hed) A person who has sold their dignity and moral compass to asshole billionaires in exchange for power.
Sarah Palin - Former Governor of Alaska who bailed halfway through her term ( rumored to have been in order to escape prosecution for using tax payer money to build her luxurious house, but this is still just a rumor) is truly a Kochhead.

Glenn Beck - The Kochhead King of Faux News.

Scott Walker - Governor of Wisconsin - Kochhead ... nuff said

Antonia Scalia - Supreme Court Justice who attends and is a paid presenter at Koch Brother industry conferences.

Clarence Thomas - Supreme Court Justice who attends and is a paid presenter at Koch Brother industry conferences.
Kochhead by Pranksterbitch May 6, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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