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When you wake up to a sticky wet blowjob with the morning show on TV with David Koch staring you in the face
KOCHIE SLOSHY by ^^!$#@ June 10, 2021
Köcher−Schulz
A term which consists of two parts.
1. "Köcher" can be said, when a person (friend or stranger)burps intensionally or unintensionally in an appropriate volume, so that the surrounded people notice your miracle.
When you are not absolutely sure, if you have reached the sufficient volume you could use the following scale.
If you were burping at a family gathering and everybody would look at you utterly shocked- you know - the volume was enough.
2. "Schulz" must be said about half a second later. The response's volume depends on the burp volume, the louder the handcrafted song of enjoyment, the louder the only appropriate response "Schulz"!
Successfully introduced by Valentin and Robin at expense of our friend
1. "Köcher" can be said, when a person (friend or stranger)burps intensionally or unintensionally in an appropriate volume, so that the surrounded people notice your miracle.
When you are not absolutely sure, if you have reached the sufficient volume you could use the following scale.
If you were burping at a family gathering and everybody would look at you utterly shocked- you know - the volume was enough.
2. "Schulz" must be said about half a second later. The response's volume depends on the burp volume, the louder the handcrafted song of enjoyment, the louder the only appropriate response "Schulz"!
Successfully introduced by Valentin and Robin at expense of our friend
Bruh, this beer is the best i have ever had... Friend 1 burps loudly and says: Köcher?
Rest responding: Schulz!
Friend 2: we see :D
Köcher−Schulz
Rest responding: Schulz!
Friend 2: we see :D
Köcher−Schulz
Köcher−Schulz by Valentinos February 19, 2018
Kouchie
From the Mighty Diamonds song "Pass the kouchie on the left hand side, How does it feel when you got no herb?"
Kouchie by Cloudsurfer January 16, 2010
Kochhead
Kochhead: (Coke hed) A person who has sold their dignity and moral compass to asshole billionaires in exchange for power.
Sarah Palin - Former Governor of Alaska who bailed halfway through her term ( rumored to have been in order to escape prosecution for using tax payer money to build her luxurious house, but this is still just a rumor) is truly a Kochhead.
Glenn Beck - The Kochhead King of Faux News.
Scott Walker - Governor of Wisconsin - Kochhead ... nuff said
Antonia Scalia - Supreme Court Justice who attends and is a paid presenter at Koch Brother industry conferences.
Clarence Thomas - Supreme Court Justice who attends and is a paid presenter at Koch Brother industry conferences.
Glenn Beck - The Kochhead King of Faux News.
Scott Walker - Governor of Wisconsin - Kochhead ... nuff said
Antonia Scalia - Supreme Court Justice who attends and is a paid presenter at Koch Brother industry conferences.
Clarence Thomas - Supreme Court Justice who attends and is a paid presenter at Koch Brother industry conferences.
Kochhead by Pranksterbitch May 6, 2011