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Little Bobby go to the bathroom if you need to Kochie
Kochie by BriBelle December 29, 2018
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KOCHIE SLOSHY

When you wake up to a sticky wet blowjob with the morning show on TV with David Koch staring you in the face
Wake up with a Kochie Sloshy - and get the news headlines while getting head.
KOCHIE SLOSHY by ^^!$#@ June 10, 2021
Related Words
A Guy who gets a lot of Dick, instead of Pussy.
Kocheta by WazzyAG February 8, 2021

Köcher−Schulz 

A term which consists of two parts.
1. "Köcher" can be said, when a person (friend or stranger)burps intensionally or unintensionally in an appropriate volume, so that the surrounded people notice your miracle.

When you are not absolutely sure, if you have reached the sufficient volume you could use the following scale.
If you were burping at a family gathering and everybody would look at you utterly shocked- you know - the volume was enough.
2. "Schulz" must be said about half a second later. The response's volume depends on the burp volume, the louder the handcrafted song of enjoyment, the louder the only appropriate response "Schulz"!

Successfully introduced by Valentin and Robin at expense of our friend
Bruh, this beer is the best i have ever had... Friend 1 burps loudly and says: Köcher?
Rest responding: Schulz!
Friend 2: we see :D
Köcher−Schulz
Köcher−Schulz by Valentinos February 19, 2018
From the Mighty Diamonds song "Pass the kouchie on the left hand side, How does it feel when you got no herb?"
Kouchie by Cloudsurfer January 16, 2010

koochie kick 

a swift blow from the foot to the twat
"Damn, you just got koochie kicked!"
koochie kick by Mike Hunt May 27, 2003

Kochhead 

Kochhead: (Coke hed) A person who has sold their dignity and moral compass to asshole billionaires in exchange for power.
Sarah Palin - Former Governor of Alaska who bailed halfway through her term ( rumored to have been in order to escape prosecution for using tax payer money to build her luxurious house, but this is still just a rumor) is truly a Kochhead.

Glenn Beck - The Kochhead King of Faux News.

Scott Walker - Governor of Wisconsin - Kochhead ... nuff said

Antonia Scalia - Supreme Court Justice who attends and is a paid presenter at Koch Brother industry conferences.

Clarence Thomas - Supreme Court Justice who attends and is a paid presenter at Koch Brother industry conferences.
Kochhead by Pranksterbitch May 6, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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