25 definitions by ^^!$#@

Wait what? She slept with WHO? Pass the popcorn!

by ^^!$#@ July 19, 2018

Two words you've never heard stuck together that just works. You're such a pig cunt.

Boyfriend walks home drunk at 4am and says "I love you" the girlfriend rolls over in disgust "shut up pig cunt!"

by ^^!$#@ February 29, 2020

Hearing from your girlfriend that her ex had a big dick.

She talked about her ex last night and I got fully pistol whipped

by ^^!$#@ September 06, 2018

Wearing dirty undies in a car when the driver turns on the heated seats - releasing the sewer-like armoatherapy into the cabin.

i was in the car after two days at a festival and my friend turns on the heated seats - i knew within 2 minutes it'd be a brown sauna...

by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019

the moment of indicision with your dick in your hand JUST before a committing to anal sex.

i wasn't sure if i should go there...i was a chocolate stargazer for a moment, then thought 'ahhh - what the hell...'

by ^^!$#@ April 03, 2021

When city guys arrive in a country town and get hit on by a group of drunk country girls.

The boys took a roadie to Tamworth for Jimmy's 21st party - drunk country girls everywhere - choice harvest!

by ^^!$#@ August 03, 2019

Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care

she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock

by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019