36 definitions by ^^!$#@

chocolate stargazer

the moment of indicision with your dick in your hand JUST before a committing to anal sex.

i wasn't sure if i should go there...i was a chocolate stargazer for a moment, then thought 'ahhh - what the hell...'

by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021

Pass the popcorn

I want to see what's gonna happen next!

Wait what? She slept with WHO? Pass the popcorn!

by ^^!$#@ July 20, 2018

stop tomorrowing

Stay in the moment. I can wait.

Stop tomorrowing, we're in the club.

by ^^!$#@ July 20, 2018

desert wanderer

when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water

went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.

by ^^!$#@ October 7, 2019

Buddha Fap

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.

I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.

by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023

tribesman's glory

a glory hole through a grass hut

i was so horney in somalia, i stuck my dick in a tribesman's glory

by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022

In over my head and balls deep in it

Incapable of doing anything more.

No way I can make those changes in time! - Im in over my head and balls deep in it already...

by ^^!$#@ November 30, 2018