^^!$#@'s definitions

THE HOUSE

Now that the world is in lockdown and no one's allowed outside - there is no 'dog house' - just 'THE HOUSE'

I really fucked up last night and I'm totally in 'the house' now.

by ^^!$#@ April 4, 2020

Spud Interview

Like Spud from Trainspotting - over-cranked and fucking up the interview at a thousand miles an hour.

I went hard the night before with no sleep and applied for the job. It was a total Spud Interview fail.

by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018

Pistol Whipped

Hearing from your girlfriend that her ex had a big dick.

She talked about her ex last night and I got fully pistol whipped

by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018

KOCHIE SLOSHY

When you wake up to a sticky wet blowjob with the morning show on TV with David Koch staring you in the face

Wake up with a Kochie Sloshy - and get the news headlines while getting head.

by ^^!$#@ June 10, 2021

Pig Cunt

Two words you've never heard stuck together that just works. You're such a pig cunt.

Boyfriend walks home drunk at 4am and says "I love you" the girlfriend rolls over in disgust "shut up pig cunt!"

by ^^!$#@ February 29, 2020

Gypsy Breakfast

When a woman with an un-shaved, hairy pussy sits on the face of a bearded man.

She's gotta be shaved - No way I'm eating a Gypsy Breakfast

by ^^!$#@ July 6, 2019

RING OF HONOR

When u have anal sex - but know you shouldn't brag about it to anyone

i told the boys...i broke the ring of honor

by ^^!$#@ June 11, 2022