Definitions by ^^!$#@
DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP by ^^!$#@ September 1, 2023
Slingshot Trojan
i did this hooker and i couldnt get outta there fast enough - so i pulled my franger for the slingshot trojan
Slingshot Trojan by ^^!$#@ February 11, 2023
Buddha Fap
Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.
I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.
Buddha Fap by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023
Schrödinger's Pussy
Schrödinger's cat. when you look back at the night with her and wonder if the event really happened.
Schrödinger's Pussy by ^^!$#@ December 27, 2022
tribesman's glory
tribesman's glory by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022
mexican glamping
mexican glamping by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022
durian breakfast
durian breakfast by ^^!$#@ October 14, 2022