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DONALD TRUMP 

WHERES THE BATHROOM? I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE DONALD TRUMP.
DONALD TRUMP by ^^!$#@ September 1, 2023

Slingshot Trojan

youve just blown into a trojan condom and pulled it back to fling it off your cock
i did this hooker and i couldnt get outta there fast enough - so i pulled my franger for the slingshot trojan
Slingshot Trojan by ^^!$#@ February 11, 2023

Buddha Fap 

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.
I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.
Buddha Fap by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023

Schrödinger's Pussy 

Schrödinger's cat. when you look back at the night with her and wonder if the event really happened.
Did I fuck her? Or didn't I? Her box is like Schrödinger's Pussy on a qantum level.
Schrödinger's Pussy by ^^!$#@ December 27, 2022

tribesman's glory

a glory hole through a grass hut
i was so horney in somalia, i stuck my dick in a tribesman's glory
tribesman's glory by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022

mexican glamping 

crashing out in a sony bravia 70inch carboard box under a bridge in afflunt suburb
since i lost my job ive been mexican glamping
mexican glamping by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022

durian breakfast 

the durian is the worlds worst fart-smelling fruit. just like the stench of a morning growl
i went down on her the next morning...big mistake...a full durian breakfast!
durian breakfast by ^^!$#@ October 14, 2022