^^!$#@'s definitions

Spud Interview

Like Spud from Trainspotting - over-cranked and fucking up the interview at a thousand miles an hour.

I went hard the night before with no sleep and applied for the job. It was a total Spud Interview fail.

by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018

THE HOUSE

Now that the world is in lockdown and no one's allowed outside - there is no 'dog house' - just 'THE HOUSE'

I really fucked up last night and I'm totally in 'the house' now.

by ^^!$#@ April 4, 2020

RING OF HONOR

When u have anal sex - but know you shouldn't brag about it to anyone

i told the boys...i broke the ring of honor

by ^^!$#@ June 11, 2022

Pistol Whipped

Hearing from your girlfriend that her ex had a big dick.

She talked about her ex last night and I got fully pistol whipped

by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018

KOCHIE SLOSHY

When you wake up to a sticky wet blowjob with the morning show on TV with David Koch staring you in the face

Wake up with a Kochie Sloshy - and get the news headlines while getting head.

by ^^!$#@ June 10, 2021

Paddy's Shadow

When the Irish pub closes and you're drunk, broke and following an Irish backpacker back to the hostel in the hope of free booze and getting laid with them, or their fellow travellers

They kicked us out of the Irish pub so I thought I'd try my luck and follow in Paddy's shadow

by ^^!$#@ February 19, 2022

Slingshot Trojan

youve just blown into a trojan condom and pulled it back to fling it off your cock

i did this hooker and i couldnt get outta there fast enough - so i pulled my franger for the slingshot trojan

by ^^!$#@ February 11, 2023