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Lamington Drive

doing coke on a black girls ass - then having anal sex
emptied the bag on her ass and went for a lamington drive
by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019
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Mouth Dick

Your Mouth Dick is your tongue. Your tongue is your Mouth Dick. Its a man's 2nd best friend.
by ^^!$#@ August 17, 2022
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desert wanderer

when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water
went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.
by ^^!$#@ October 7, 2019
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Swiss Wank Account

An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.
She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.
by ^^!$#@ April 29, 2019
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DONALD TRUMP

WHERES THE BATHROOM? I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE DONALD TRUMP.
by ^^!$#@ September 1, 2023
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Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.
Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.
by ^^!$#@ January 23, 2020
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Pistol Whipped

Hearing from your girlfriend that her ex had a big dick.
She talked about her ex last night and I got fully pistol whipped
by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018
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