^^!$#@'s definitions

desert wanderer

when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water

went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.

by ^^!$#@ October 7, 2019

French Moon

When an ass stinks like garlic

I'll never do a 69 with her again after she reversed onto my face with a french moon

by ^^!$#@ February 18, 2022

Freudian Slip

The unintentional, but yet intentional act of putting it in her ass.

sorry babe! it was just a Freudian Slip.

by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021

Schrödinger's Pussy

Schrödinger's cat. when you look back at the night with her and wonder if the event really happened.

Did I fuck her? Or didn't I? Her box is like Schrödinger's Pussy on a qantum level.

by ^^!$#@ December 27, 2022

chocolate stargazer

the moment of indicision with your dick in your hand JUST before a committing to anal sex.

i wasn't sure if i should go there...i was a chocolate stargazer for a moment, then thought 'ahhh - what the hell...'

by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021

Mouth Dick

Your Mouth Dick is your tongue. Your tongue is your Mouth Dick. Its a man's 2nd best friend.

My Mouth Dick wants a kebab!

by ^^!$#@ August 17, 2022

Lamington Drive

doing coke on a black girls ass - then having anal sex

emptied the bag on her ass and went for a lamington drive

by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019