38 definitions by ^^!$#@

the moment of indicision with your dick in your hand JUST before a committing to anal sex.
i wasn't sure if i should go there...i was a chocolate stargazer for a moment, then thought 'ahhh - what the hell...'
by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021
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Hearing from your girlfriend that her ex had a big dick.
She talked about her ex last night and I got fully pistol whipped
by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018
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Trying to take her clothes off to get her naked - but there are so many layers to take off.
We were on the bed and i was undressing her. it took forever! she was a russian doll!
by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021
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Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care
she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock
by ^^!$#@ October 12, 2019
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crashing out in a sony bravia 70inch carboard box under a bridge in afflunt suburb
since i lost my job ive been mexican glamping
by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022
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When you wake up to a sticky wet blowjob with the morning show on TV with David Koch staring you in the face
Wake up with a Kochie Sloshy - and get the news headlines while getting head.
by ^^!$#@ June 10, 2021
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