^^!$#@'s definitions

THE HOUSE

Now that the world is in lockdown and no one's allowed outside - there is no 'dog house' - just 'THE HOUSE'

I really fucked up last night and I'm totally in 'the house' now.

by ^^!$#@ April 4, 2020

Spud Interview

Like Spud from Trainspotting - over-cranked and fucking up the interview at a thousand miles an hour.

I went hard the night before with no sleep and applied for the job. It was a total Spud Interview fail.

by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018

In over my head and balls deep in it

Incapable of doing anything more.

No way I can make those changes in time! - Im in over my head and balls deep in it already...

by ^^!$#@ November 29, 2018

mexican glamping

crashing out in a sony bravia 70inch carboard box under a bridge in afflunt suburb

since i lost my job ive been mexican glamping

by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022

Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.

Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.

by ^^!$#@ January 23, 2020

DONALD TRUMP

RHYMING SLANG FOR TAKING A DUMP

WHERES THE BATHROOM? I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE DONALD TRUMP.

by ^^!$#@ September 1, 2023

Pistol Whipped

Hearing from your girlfriend that her ex had a big dick.

She talked about her ex last night and I got fully pistol whipped

by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018