^^!$#@'s definitions

eccysize

Dancing on pills for exercise.

Feel like crap this morning - but I got heaps of eccysize last night on the dance floor.

by ^^!$#@ October 19, 2016

Shepherd's Purse

A surprise discharge of shit that you never felt coming - more solid than a shart.

It came out of nowhere and I felt the weight - I knew it was a Shepherd's Purse

by ^^!$#@ July 6, 2019

Gypsy Breakfast

When a woman with an un-shaved, hairy pussy sits on the face of a bearded man.

She's gotta be shaved - No way I'm eating a Gypsy Breakfast

by ^^!$#@ July 6, 2019

Soldier of Fortune

The drug mule who gets through customs and safely back to the hotel to shit out his coke.

I felt the 'mule pressure' at customs. Cartel in anus. Made it to the hotel. Pushed hard..Then released my soldier of fortune.

by ^^!$#@ July 6, 2019

Swiss Wank Account

An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.

She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.

by ^^!$#@ April 29, 2019

Choice Harvest

When city guys arrive in a country town and get hit on by a group of drunk country girls.

The boys took a roadie to Tamworth for Jimmy's 21st party - drunk country girls everywhere - choice harvest!

by ^^!$#@ August 3, 2019

Heart of the fart

When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.

Phwor!

I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!

by ^^!$#@ August 12, 2019