Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.

Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.

by ^^!$#@ January 24, 2020

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RING OF HONOR

When u have anal sex - but know you shouldn't brag about it to anyone

i told the boys...i broke the ring of honor

by ^^!$#@ June 12, 2022

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Trying to take her clothes off to get her naked - but there are so many layers to take off.

We were on the bed and i was undressing her. it took forever! she was a russian doll!

by ^^!$#@ April 03, 2021

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Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care

she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock

by ^^!$#@ October 12, 2019

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Now that the world is in lockdown and no one's allowed outside - there is no 'dog house' - just 'THE HOUSE'

I really fucked up last night and I'm totally in 'the house' now.

by ^^!$#@ April 04, 2020

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Feel like crap this morning - but I got heaps of eccysize last night on the dance floor.

by ^^!$#@ October 20, 2016

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Two words you've never heard stuck together that just works. You're such a pig cunt.

Boyfriend walks home drunk at 4am and says "I love you" the girlfriend rolls over in disgust "shut up pig cunt!"

by ^^!$#@ February 29, 2020

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