^^!$#@'s definitions

desert wanderer

when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water

went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.

by ^^!$#@ October 7, 2019

Swiss Wank Account

An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.

She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.

by ^^!$#@ April 29, 2019

RING OF HONOR

When u have anal sex - but know you shouldn't brag about it to anyone

i told the boys...i broke the ring of honor

by ^^!$#@ June 11, 2022

DONALD TRUMP

RHYMING SLANG FOR TAKING A DUMP

WHERES THE BATHROOM? I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE DONALD TRUMP.

by ^^!$#@ September 1, 2023

Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.

Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.

by ^^!$#@ January 23, 2020

Pistol Whipped

Hearing from your girlfriend that her ex had a big dick.

She talked about her ex last night and I got fully pistol whipped

by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018

Lamington Drive

doing coke on a black girls ass - then having anal sex

emptied the bag on her ass and went for a lamington drive

by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019