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desert wanderer

when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water
went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.
by ^^!$#@ October 7, 2019
mugGet the desert wanderermug.

Swiss Wank Account

An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.
She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.
by ^^!$#@ April 29, 2019
mugGet the Swiss Wank Accountmug.

RING OF HONOR

When u have anal sex - but know you shouldn't brag about it to anyone
i told the boys...i broke the ring of honor
by ^^!$#@ June 11, 2022
mugGet the RING OF HONORmug.

DONALD TRUMP

WHERES THE BATHROOM? I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE DONALD TRUMP.
by ^^!$#@ September 1, 2023
mugGet the DONALD TRUMPmug.

Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.
Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.
by ^^!$#@ January 23, 2020
mugGet the Velcro Saladmug.

Pistol Whipped

Hearing from your girlfriend that her ex had a big dick.
She talked about her ex last night and I got fully pistol whipped
by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018
mugGet the Pistol Whippedmug.

Lamington Drive

doing coke on a black girls ass - then having anal sex
emptied the bag on her ass and went for a lamington drive
by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019
mugGet the Lamington Drivemug.

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