stool 

1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in.

He stepped onto a stool to sit on his stool but slipped off and fell in some stool.

stool by razman March 21, 2004

stool 

Defication from the anus of a person or creature.

After the big party last night, I noticed that my cat left a rather large stool in his litter box.

stool by xaltien August 11, 2003

Stool 

A piece a furnature that will beat the shit out of your face

Snuggs threw the stool and he is now referred to as scarface.

Stool by StoolHater38 December 17, 2016

stool 

A term for someone who is not only a tool, but also a piece of shit. Hence the word 'stool' is used to describe them, transforming the word tool into a similar word describing fecal matter. Also, since a stool is also a tool for people to sit on, being viewed as implement of this nature would generally be seen as undesirable.

Guy 1: That dude is a total stool!
Guy 2: Yeah he's a tool and a turd!

stool by whitehairedman December 11, 2009

Stool 

n. variant on the term "tool". typically suburban, middle-aged and professionally employed type of tool.

Visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed "too cool to shave today" growth) with "ironic" business wear such Brooks Brothers paired with sandals.

Sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates.

The architect I hired to help me renovate my kitchen arrived on a Vespa, and talked down to me the whole time. What a stool.

Stool by BNrk July 16, 2010

stool 

shit, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.

two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you"

stool by jason March 19, 2004

stool 

1) Something to sit apon that is lacking lower back support.

2) An item commonly used in bar fights.

3) Fecal Matter.

1) Please, sit on this nice, padded stool.

2) If you keep hitting on my wife, I'm gunna' break the legs off this stool and shove them up your A**!

3)Crap, Feces, Poo, waste.

stool by Brad Herrmann December 29, 2007