by StoolHater38 December 18, 2016
n. variant on the term "tool". typically suburban, middle-aged and professionally employed type of tool.
Visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed "too cool to shave today" growth) with "ironic" business wear such Brooks Brothers paired with sandals.
Sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates.
Visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed "too cool to shave today" growth) with "ironic" business wear such Brooks Brothers paired with sandals.
Sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates.
The architect I hired to help me renovate my kitchen arrived on a Vespa, and talked down to me the whole time. What a stool.
by BNrk July 16, 2010
by mikey64_1508 July 03, 2011
sex position when a girl bends down to touch her toes. then the guy is on top of her sitting on her like a stool trying to fuck her.
by R2D2 is human April 14, 2009
The female equivalent of the "tool." Possibly sexual as well, but not necessarily. More like a female poser.
A: Dude, that chick is such a tool.
B: I know dude. That chick's like my fucking shadow, laughing at everything we say. If she were at least hot, I'd totally use that stool.
B: I know dude. That chick's like my fucking shadow, laughing at everything we say. If she were at least hot, I'd totally use that stool.
by StrangersWithEK February 04, 2010
fecal matter excreted from the bowwels
by stoolmuncher09 September 16, 2009
by Knight Ridah July 22, 2008