When a person steals an insecure tool’s girlfriend
Guy 1: Hey! That guy is stealing my girlfriend.
Guy 2: He’s totally pulling a kocher, let’s cry about it on urbandictionary.com
by urGFwasGreatlastNight August 21, 2011
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Kocher is the guy that comes into your life for what feels like a split second and gives you the best time right before he friend zones you. He’s every girls knight in shining armor
You seen kocher? He takes everyone’s bitches
by Sixtyboii February 3, 2022
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A general douchebag, usually one that already has a girlfriend but hits on yours nonstop. Can sometimes have a dream about banging your girlfriend and then telling everyone about it. You do not want to be one of these people.
Guy 1: Dude that guy is all over my girlfriend

Guy 2: What a Kocher. Lets get him.
by Backoffmygirl May 4, 2010
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a closeted gay man who hasn't come out of the closet; mooches off others, and has a gnarly receding hairline. usually seen at your local bar passing out business cards to ugly chicks in order to get laid.
Man! Did you see that guy at the bar?? Dude is acting like a Kocher!!!
by aman-daht January 2, 2009
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A beastly man who is in between the age of 39-48. Could be mistaken for Cousin Eddy from Christmas vacation.
Did you see the story about “Chuck Kocher”? The newspaper said last night he ate a 3 month old child
by therealhunterdavison December 20, 2020
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