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A polish person who is very forgetfull and/or ditzy. Klumpps are very gullable, always. Also may mean ginger, or red head.
That Klumpp will never change her ways, but you gotta love her!
Klumpp by Kayla Mae May 12, 2008
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cooper klumpp 

Cooper Klumpp is a nice, caring, loving Male that loves to do anything with music and theater. He is a straight guy with gay tendencies. He can do anything he sets hos mind to and he can do almost everything, except for sports, I mean he plays them but he is not the best at them.He is a good looking guy... but he knows this so he is always hopping around from one girl to the next and he cant get a stable girlfriend cuz why would you take the time to fall in-love with a girl when you can "talk" to 20 girls in that amount of time, right? because that makes scents!
Cooper Klumpp is "talking" to another girl...
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A slow moving person, see sloth, that breaks and ruins things.
The klumpus dropped the computer mouse into a toilet filled with urine and exclaimed it was an accident.
Klumpus by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018
Something that is regarded as cool or it is used as an even cooler word for cool.
Sometimes regarded as a state of being.
"Yo, man sorry for canceling last night. I hope we're still klump."

"Dang, I'm liking that haircut it's pretty klump"
Klump by Cool Ranch September 26, 2013
J-Klump: Another word for saying BLOW JOB or BECKY.
Your mother came to my house last night and she wanted to give me J-Klump!
J-Klump by Poop Face123 May 20, 2010

Klumpkin 

A blumpkin performed on a kybo.
At the campsite in Killarney, JZ left to go drop a deuce in the kybo and Wvy mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter. It was obvious to the rest of the crew that a klumpkin was almost certainly being delivered.
Someone who is clumsy to the point of being disrespectful; they hurt people and destroy things and claim that it was all by accident, yet they seem to always come out unharmed.
That Klumpse is so stupid he stepped on my toe twice and knocked over my vase. Klutz Baffoon
Klumpse by Admirable Admiral October 16, 2009
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