23 definitions by Raul (comes out at night)
When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.
Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.
by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2013
An idiot who completely blocks traffic through an intersection by trying to go forward or make a left turn when there is clearly nowhere to go, then receives a violent orchestra of horns that rivals Beethoven's 9th symphony.
The horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.
The horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.
"Come on lady! *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*"
"That horn junkie is just asking for it"
"Mommy I'm scared why are all the people honking at us?"
"That horn junkie is just asking for it"
"Mommy I'm scared why are all the people honking at us?"
by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009
Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.
Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom.
by Raul (comes out at night) January 11, 2012
Carlita: "Oh Raul I feel weak and I think I might pass out and/or shit myself. I think it's a McFeeling but I haven't had McDonalds in months!"
Raul: "Worry not Carlita, you are probably just getting a McFlashback. Enjoy the ride."
Raul: "Worry not Carlita, you are probably just getting a McFlashback. Enjoy the ride."
by Raul (comes out at night) January 10, 2012
When you haven't seen your woman in so long that you bust such a major cum flood all over her that she needs a breathing apparatus.
Also, you should make sure she has a lifejacket as she will probably be swimming in a few months worth of jizz when you bust a nut... At least give the girl a jizz snorkel.
by Raul (comes out at night) May 1, 2009
The fart that is the grounds for ending a relationship.
May be loud, silent, smelly, in public or in private.
May be loud, silent, smelly, in public or in private.
Gerald: *pfffftt!*
Marcy: "I swear if you fart one more time then it's over. It will be the break up fart"
Later that evening......
Gerald: *poot*
Marcy: "That's it I'm outta here!"
Gerald: "please baby I'm sorry take me back!"
(door slams)
Marcy: "I swear if you fart one more time then it's over. It will be the break up fart"
Later that evening......
Gerald: *poot*
Marcy: "That's it I'm outta here!"
Gerald: "please baby I'm sorry take me back!"
(door slams)
by Raul (comes out at night) December 10, 2011
The sudden and anxious sense of uncertainty that overcomes a person after eating McDonalds. Is typically a mishmash of dizziness/nausea/regret and worry of explosively shitting oneself.
Approximately 15 minutes after devouring the delicious Big Mac meal and side order of McNuggets, Josh felt a wave of the McFeeling come over him and had to sit down until it passed.
by Raul (comes out at night) January 7, 2012