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A person who moves slow sloth who often breaks and ruins things.
The klumpus dropped the computer mouse in the toilet and promptly stated it was an accident.
Klumpus by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018
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An incredibly, unbelievably cool person who does dorky things, but is cool anyway.
That chick over there reading with all those people is hella Klompus!
klompus by Alena March 2, 2005
Someone who is clumsy to the point of being disrespectful; they hurt people and destroy things and claim that it was all by accident, yet they seem to always come out unharmed.
That Klumpse is so stupid he stepped on my toe twice and knocked over my vase. Klutz Baffoon
Klumpse by Admirable Admiral October 16, 2009
Santa's evil twin who accompanies him during Christmas to beat the naughty chilluns with a bundle of hickory sticks, while Santa gives gifts to the good chilluns.
"That was the worst Christmas ever; I didn't even get any presents, Krumpus just came and beat the bajeesus outta me!"
Krumpus by gallopinggertie August 27, 2011
The Klampus is a secret organization similar to the Illuminati. There is very little information known about this Organization.
Did you hear about the Klampus Organization?
Klampus by Klampus is real February 4, 2015

klumpster 

The large clump of Dorito, Cheeto, or similar dust found at the bottom of some lucky bags.

Also used to describe a large chunk of something gross.
I saw god when I ate the cool-ranch klumpster in that bag of Doritos.

We had to call a plumber to remove a klumpster from the drain.
klumpster by jasonschlueter April 8, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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