Klumpus

A slow moving person, see sloth, that breaks and ruins things.

The klumpus dropped the computer mouse into a toilet filled with urine and exclaimed it was an accident.

by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018

Klumpus

A person who moves slow sloth who often breaks and ruins things.

The klumpus dropped the computer mouse in the toilet and promptly stated it was an accident.

by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018

klompus

An incredibly, unbelievably cool person who does dorky things, but is cool anyway.

That chick over there reading with all those people is hella Klompus!

by Alena March 2, 2005

Klumpse

Someone who is clumsy to the point of being disrespectful; they hurt people and destroy things and claim that it was all by accident, yet they seem to always come out unharmed.

That Klumpse is so stupid he stepped on my toe twice and knocked over my vase. Klutz Baffoon

by Admirable Admiral October 16, 2009

Krumpus

Santa's evil twin who accompanies him during Christmas to beat the naughty chilluns with a bundle of hickory sticks, while Santa gives gifts to the good chilluns.

"That was the worst Christmas ever; I didn't even get any presents, Krumpus just came and beat the bajeesus outta me!"

by gallopinggertie August 27, 2011

Klampus

The Klampus is a secret organization similar to the Illuminati. There is very little information known about this Organization.

Did you hear about the Klampus Organization?

by Klampus is real February 4, 2015

klumpster

The large clump of Dorito, Cheeto, or similar dust found at the bottom of some lucky bags.

Also used to describe a large chunk of something gross.

I saw god when I ate the cool-ranch klumpster in that bag of Doritos.

We had to call a plumber to remove a klumpster from the drain.

by jasonschlueter April 8, 2008