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Klumpett 

When three guys tagteam a chick and one shits, one vomits, and one cums in her snatch and they make another slut eat it out of her cunt.
Girl 1: C'mon guys lemme have that klumpett!

Guy 1: I got a nasty shit for you... take that shit bitch.

Guy 2: Barf!! oh thats gonna make a nice klumpett

Guy 3: Oh thats a Peter North load there for your dirty-ass snatch.

Girl 2: Oh baby, this is the best klumpett i've had in years!
Klumpett by Snoopyona July 11, 2010
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to bounce rapidly on an obese womans chest while eating oatmeal during sex.
I klumpered your mom last night, dude!
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krumped by Erik January 26, 2004
(v) to klomp; getting v faded from Klonopin (clonazepam)
i get klomped at work to ease the pain XD
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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