Klumpse
Someone who is clumsy to the point of being disrespectful; they hurt people and destroy things and claim that it was all by accident, yet they seem to always come out unharmed.
Klumpse by Admirable Admiral October 16, 2009
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Klumpett
When three guys tagteam a chick and one shits, one vomits, and one cums in her snatch and they make another slut eat it out of her cunt.
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Klumpse • Klumped • klumper • Klumpett • KLUMPLE • Klumpsac • klumpster • klumpstrump • krump session
klumper
klumper by Megan Medley July 12, 2007
Klumped
Klumped by BigWilly250 February 25, 2010
klumpster
The large clump of Dorito, Cheeto, or similar dust found at the bottom of some lucky bags.
Also used to describe a large chunk of something gross.
Also used to describe a large chunk of something gross.
I saw god when I ate the cool-ranch klumpster in that bag of Doritos.
We had to call a plumber to remove a klumpster from the drain.
We had to call a plumber to remove a klumpster from the drain.
klumpster by jasonschlueter April 8, 2008
Klumpsac
Klumpsac by Dr. G Bow-wow June 30, 2017
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