Someone who is clumsy to the point of being disrespectful; they hurt people and destroy things and claim that it was all by accident, yet they seem to always come out unharmed.
by Admirable Admiral October 16, 2009
Get the Klumpse mug.When three guys tagteam a chick and one shits, one vomits, and one cums in her snatch and they make another slut eat it out of her cunt.
Girl 1: C'mon guys lemme have that klumpett!
Guy 1: I got a nasty shit for you... take that shit bitch.
Guy 2: Barf!! oh thats gonna make a nice klumpett
Guy 3: Oh thats a Peter North load there for your dirty-ass snatch.
Girl 2: Oh baby, this is the best klumpett i've had in years!
Guy 1: I got a nasty shit for you... take that shit bitch.
Guy 2: Barf!! oh thats gonna make a nice klumpett
Guy 3: Oh thats a Peter North load there for your dirty-ass snatch.
Girl 2: Oh baby, this is the best klumpett i've had in years!
by Snoopyona July 11, 2010
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Get the Klumped mug.The large clump of Dorito, Cheeto, or similar dust found at the bottom of some lucky bags.
Also used to describe a large chunk of something gross.
Also used to describe a large chunk of something gross.
I saw god when I ate the cool-ranch klumpster in that bag of Doritos.
We had to call a plumber to remove a klumpster from the drain.
We had to call a plumber to remove a klumpster from the drain.
by jasonschlueter April 8, 2008
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