Klumpse 

Someone who is clumsy to the point of being disrespectful; they hurt people and destroy things and claim that it was all by accident, yet they seem to always come out unharmed.

That Klumpse is so stupid he stepped on my toe twice and knocked over my vase. Klutz Baffoon

Klumpse by Admirable Admiral October 16, 2009

Klumpett 

When three guys tagteam a chick and one shits, one vomits, and one cums in her snatch and they make another slut eat it out of her cunt.

Girl 1: C'mon guys lemme have that klumpett!

Guy 1: I got a nasty shit for you... take that shit bitch.

Guy 2: Barf!! oh thats gonna make a nice klumpett

Guy 3: Oh thats a Peter North load there for your dirty-ass snatch.

Girl 2: Oh baby, this is the best klumpett i've had in years!

Klumpett by Snoopyona July 11, 2010

klumper 

to bounce rapidly on an obese womans chest while eating oatmeal during sex.

I klumpered your mom last night, dude!

klumper by Megan Medley July 12, 2007

Klumped 

Stealing your friends woman, in a sexual or relationship way

Zack klumped meg from kevin

Klumped by BigWilly250 February 25, 2010

klumpster 

The large clump of Dorito, Cheeto, or similar dust found at the bottom of some lucky bags.

Also used to describe a large chunk of something gross.

I saw god when I ate the cool-ranch klumpster in that bag of Doritos.

We had to call a plumber to remove a klumpster from the drain.

klumpster by jasonschlueter April 8, 2008

Klumpsac 

The preponderance of a man to be repeatedly struck in the testicles by flying objects

Andrew kept getting hit in the nuts during the soccer game. What a Klumpsac.

Klumpsac by Dr. G Bow-wow June 30, 2017

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KLUMPLE by Α February 3, 2022